*Right before they start refuelling China be like "your rocket is in the way of our satellite" but Elon insists they'll be done in time. Once they get it 80% fueled the rocket explodes, clearing the way for the satellite to pass through unscathed.
I think you completely missed the point of the investigation - it's not about the hotel's charges, it's about an ai-powered smoke "detection" system that the creators are advertising as inherently increasing revenue, suggesting a scheme between the hotel and company making the detectors to defraud the hotel's customers.
One of the more liberal orgs I volunteer with does a lot of international cultural exchange stuff, and the Israeli offerings are always low-key hilarious, and highkey hilarious when the countries their stuff is actually from are present. The adult Israelis tend to be aware and appropriately embarrassed, but the kids often still have a lot of brain worms and start accusing everyone of antisemitism when, for example, they side with the Austrians kids on where Weiner schnitzel comes from.
Very approximately:
Me: is ranting about capitalism again
M: wait, Owl, are you actually a communist?
Best friend: starts laughing
Other friend: are you serious?
Me: ...why did you think I've been constantly espousing communist ideology for the whole time you've known me?
M: well, I thought you were like, joking about it...
BF: laughing intensifies
OF: M, are you actually serious?
Me: for five years?!
Then she had a huff and went back to playing and I started ranting again (I would often use suicidally aggressive tactics against everyone early in the evening and get knocked out first so I could concentrate on ranting until the next round started (4 stock random characters low items all maps don't @ me)).
Between the autism and being raised by Marxists I've never hidden my radical leftism, so it's not like there weren't signs - me giving detailed breakdowns of the latest news and how capitalism is to blame was a regular thing, and how I converted the other two. I'd dragged them to demonstrations and chatted to the local orgs with them. I know I was so oblivious to her affection I went on a date with her without realising until she tried to kiss me at the end, but I really feel she should have noticed a lot earlier.
I have seen this level of complete and total lack of political education many times.
This is funny because she has a massive chip on her shoulder about being higher educated than the rest of us. Gets real mad that our political conversations make her feel stupid when she's the only one with a master's.
I feel like between this and musk there's a dadoLLM article coming.