[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 41 points 1 month ago

At the stonk market straight up bouncing it.

And by it heh I mean

spoilermy dead cat kitty-cri-screm

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submitted 3 months ago by PurrLure@hexbear.net to c/vegan@hexbear.net

I see a lot of people at least joking about going vegan lately. I've been vegan for roughly.... ah, I want to say 4 years now? I lost track awhile ago. It was around the time the wreckers came to Hexbear and convinced a bunch of us to watch Dominion (highly recommend doing so btw, it's free online).

ANYWAYS, if you're interested in more than just shitposts and are seriously interested in veganism I was thinking I could help answer any questions you have. Comment here or send me a DM if you're blush shy. shy This comm has limits on what we can talk about btw, such as diet. And I think the whole website has restrictions on recommending specific brands of food? So DM for questions like that, thanks.

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I just finished 3 very expensive psychologist evaluations yesterday (it cost me as much as my rent split even after insurance) and it turns out my childhood diagnosis was correct: I've got a big ol case of Autism! niko-dance creature niko-dance

No more imposter syndrome baby! It's cheered me up quite a bit. I might even get to WFH full time if my workplace accommodations are approved. But uh... you remember what else happened in the last couple of days?

MMMMMMMMMMMMM hitler-detector my-hero cheeto-man walter-yell please-wake-up Yeah, I can't remember either.

ANYWAYS, hope I don't look sus as fuck at work this week by being a lil upbeat while the country rapidly deteriorates in real time. elmofire

Chat, can I get a "certified pogchamp" in the comments pls? jerma-happy

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 45 points 4 months ago

They might as well have said "We appreciate the nazi edging" garcia-cock-shotty

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 47 points 4 months ago

I thought the same thing, like it was a shitpost or something.

HE DID IT TWICE. pigmask-off my-hero

ENABLE COMMENTS ON YOUTUBE, PBS YOU COWARDS! nazi-punching

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 39 points 5 months ago

The news is trying to sell this like all his fans are just horny and that's the only reason he's popular. agony-deep

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 97 points 5 months ago

Could it be? Is this the magical holiday spirit I'm feeling that I keep hearing so much about every year? Bloomer

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 42 points 5 months ago

27.4 hours in Among Us

sickomogus hypersus

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 63 points 6 months ago

Daaaamn, even facebook boomers want to piss on his grave. rip-bozo-grave

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 41 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

They want tips? Well the only tip I want is susie-blush [REDACTED] toriel-blush

Apparently this isn't even the same guy though. The clothes don't quite match.

I mean you plan out an elaborate moidah with custom engraved bullets and then right before you shoot your shot you go to a Starbucks, take your mask off, and socialize right in front of their camera before placing your DNA everywhere? Doesn't make sense. I think they put out false info on purpose to lure the real guy into a false sense of security. The NYPD is basically an army of their own and there are a lot of wealthy and powerful people that want to see this guy caught, surely they aren't this fucking stupid? Feel free to let me know how well this take ages, lmao.

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Webfishing is Cool (hexbear.net)
submitted 6 months ago by PurrLure@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

Dumb story time from web fishing:

I join a server room titled as a women's zone

Convo is lighthearted talk about furries and how cringe is good and fun.

A man joins the conversation.

Convo turns to older gacha games.

Guy casually mentions he has spent 24k on gacha games.

He immediately gets dunked on.

I say he sounds like a spoiled cybertruck owner.

Dude gets mad not at the cybertruck comment, but at being called spoiled.

Says I don't know any better because he calls his work a career while I call mine a job.

He openly admits without anyone nudging him on that he's a 26 year old veteran that got free college and now gets paid 300k a year to program... if he's to be believed.

We start calling him a war criminal.

Guy thinks he can own me by buying games for the chat. I tell him I don't need his blood money.

Some gal gets like a $60 game for free and he tells me how owned and mad I am.

I tell him I would feel sorry for him being this lonely if he wasn't a war criminal.

Guy starts misgendering everyone that called him a war criminal.

He immediately gets kicked and everyone is relieved.

I get to stay and naturally the convo becomes a lot more relaxed and gay.

fishe pog-fish smoking-fish

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submitted 7 months ago by PurrLure@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net

I'm seriously thinking about skipping health insurance another year to help with saving. Do you think that will be more expensive in the long run? I don't have any major health problems, but I also haven't visited a general practitioner in like a decade so there could be something hiding. Every decision is such a huge gamble in this fucking country. I hate it here but my job and degree aren't in demand internationally, and I'm not willing to marry an internet stranger overseas (I'm already taken anyways) so if I can't leave the country I can at least move to a state that chuds aren't swarming to with each passing year.

(This isn't because Harris lost, I'm not a fucking lib. It's because the abortion amendment failed despite 57% approval. I'm just an object here. I've actually been planning it out for a couple of years now, but this was the final straw.)

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submitted 10 months ago by PurrLure@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

I've been restless lately and have been getting nostalgic for minecraft. I booted it up this weekend on single player and all it made me do was miss the old Hexbear server. The train one was a bit too complicated, but that one where we built a huge city? That was pretty nice.

T-There wouldn't be interest in bringing it back, would there? I promise I won't build another ice race track in the sky that ruins the view, really. shy

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 60 points 10 months ago

The more I read about the shooter, the angrier I get that this kid thought he could pull off an actual assassination.

His high school photo from two years ago makes him look like a little baby. Thanks for making it harder for professionals to take him down in the future. Biden would literally need to give the order for it to happen now.

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 55 points 10 months ago

Well well well, if it isn't one of the weeks when decades happen.

i-am-adolf-hitler gun-hubris friend-visitor-2

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 64 points 10 months ago

People going to the UFC fight tomorrow have the potential to do the funniest thing in American history.

second-plane mccrucified

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submitted 10 months ago by PurrLure@hexbear.net to c/news@hexbear.net

"Violence has no place in our society" - Ah sorry, she specified political violence, I guess state violence doesn't count as political. liberalism

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 42 points 10 months ago

If I can't make pissing and shitting and farting out your doo doo ass jokes then what's even the point of living? le-monke torment

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submitted 1 year ago by PurrLure@hexbear.net to c/memes@hexbear.net

Just a motivational reminder. mari-smug

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Spoopy Mlem (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 year ago by PurrLure@hexbear.net to c/pets@hexbear.net

Very important post

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submitted 2 years ago by PurrLure@hexbear.net to c/news@hexbear.net

It's already starting btw: "New users in the Philippines and New Zealand are the first to be asked for an annual payment in the latest change to the platform."

Real glad I've been off Twitter for over a year now.

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submitted 3 years ago by PurrLure@hexbear.net to c/art@hexbear.net

Bask in awe of her penis shaped fur as she jumps on the dinner table and begs for scraps. Coo at her cute little mews as she rips off the tape from shipping boxes and eats it right in front you. Rub her fluffy, chubby belly right before she bites your computer cables and destroys a $100 webcam because you didn't play with her for a full half an hour that day.

10/10 Puppycat, no regrets despite how she knocks over my windowsill plants if her automatic refill food bowl is empty for more than 2 hours.

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