[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

Yeah pls add me

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

So long, and thanks for the fish niko-speen

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Webfishing is Cool (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 week ago by PurrLure@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

Dumb story time from web fishing:

I join a server room titled as a women's zone

Convo is lighthearted talk about furries and how cringe is good and fun.

A man joins the conversation.

Convo turns to older gacha games.

Guy casually mentions he has spent 24k on gacha games.

He immediately gets dunked on.

I say he sounds like a spoiled cybertruck owner.

Dude gets mad not at the cybertruck comment, but at being called spoiled.

Says I don't know any better because he calls his work a career while I call mine a job.

He openly admits without anyone nudging him on that he's a 26 year old veteran that got free college and now gets paid 300k a year to program... if he's to be believed.

We start calling him a war criminal.

Guy thinks he can own me by buying games for the chat. I tell him I don't need his blood money.

Some gal gets like a $60 game for free and he tells me how owned and mad I am.

I tell him I would feel sorry for him being this lonely if he wasn't a war criminal.

Guy starts misgendering everyone that called him a war criminal.

He immediately gets kicked and everyone is relieved.

I get to stay and naturally the convo becomes a lot more relaxed and gay.

fishe pog-fish smoking-fish

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I'm seriously thinking about skipping health insurance another year to help with saving. Do you think that will be more expensive in the long run? I don't have any major health problems, but I also haven't visited a general practitioner in like a decade so there could be something hiding. Every decision is such a huge gamble in this fucking country. I hate it here but my job and degree aren't in demand internationally, and I'm not willing to marry an internet stranger overseas (I'm already taken anyways) so if I can't leave the country I can at least move to a state that chuds aren't swarming to with each passing year.

(This isn't because Harris lost, I'm not a fucking lib. It's because the abortion amendment failed despite 57% approval. I'm just an object here. I've actually been planning it out for a couple of years now, but this was the final straw.)

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submitted 3 months ago by PurrLure@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

I've been restless lately and have been getting nostalgic for minecraft. I booted it up this weekend on single player and all it made me do was miss the old Hexbear server. The train one was a bit too complicated, but that one where we built a huge city? That was pretty nice.

T-There wouldn't be interest in bringing it back, would there? I promise I won't build another ice race track in the sky that ruins the view, really. shy

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 30 points 4 months ago

At least have the decency to close the door before taking a massive shit, I can smell that crap from the kitchen. hasan-stfu

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 37 points 4 months ago

I can't believe you had the audacity to go out and touch grass for multiple days in a row. avgn-horror

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 60 points 4 months ago

The more I read about the shooter, the angrier I get that this kid thought he could pull off an actual assassination.

His high school photo from two years ago makes him look like a little baby. Thanks for making it harder for professionals to take him down in the future. Biden would literally need to give the order for it to happen now.

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 55 points 4 months ago

Well well well, if it isn't one of the weeks when decades happen.

i-am-adolf-hitler gun-hubris friend-visitor-2

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 64 points 4 months ago

People going to the UFC fight tomorrow have the potential to do the funniest thing in American history.

second-plane mccrucified

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 31 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

How much money do you think the bloodstained shirt will sell for?

NSFW (This might be one of the people that died at the event):

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submitted 4 months ago by PurrLure@hexbear.net to c/news@hexbear.net

"Violence has no place in our society" - Ah sorry, she specified political violence, I guess state violence doesn't count as political. liberalism

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 36 points 4 months ago

Attempted headshot? Really? If you know you're not skilled enough for it, go for the gut.

This pretty much guarantees he's going to win now. Dems would have to run a (performative) progressive with a pulse at this point and they would never.

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 42 points 4 months ago

If I can't make pissing and shitting and farting out your doo doo ass jokes then what's even the point of living? le-monke torment

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submitted 6 months ago by PurrLure@hexbear.net to c/memes@hexbear.net

Just a motivational reminder. mari-smug

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 36 points 8 months ago

kiryu-slam Wall. Wall for everyone.

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Spoopy Mlem (hexbear.net)
submitted 11 months ago by PurrLure@hexbear.net to c/pets@hexbear.net

Very important post

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 30 points 11 months ago

Getting one of those tacky Calvin pissing car stickers and a custom Kissenger sticker. sicko-fem

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submitted 1 year ago by PurrLure@hexbear.net to c/news@hexbear.net

It's already starting btw: "New users in the Philippines and New Zealand are the first to be asked for an annual payment in the latest change to the platform."

Real glad I've been off Twitter for over a year now.

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submitted 3 years ago by PurrLure@hexbear.net to c/art@hexbear.net

Bask in awe of her penis shaped fur as she jumps on the dinner table and begs for scraps. Coo at her cute little mews as she rips off the tape from shipping boxes and eats it right in front you. Rub her fluffy, chubby belly right before she bites your computer cables and destroys a $100 webcam because you didn't play with her for a full half an hour that day.

10/10 Puppycat, no regrets despite how she knocks over my windowsill plants if her automatic refill food bowl is empty for more than 2 hours.

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