At the stonk market straight up bouncing it.
And by it heh I mean
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my dead cat
At the stonk market straight up bouncing it.
And by it heh I mean
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my dead cat
They might as well have said "We appreciate the nazi edging" 
I thought the same thing, like it was a shitpost or something.
HE DID IT TWICE.

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Could it be? Is this the magical holiday spirit I'm feeling that I keep hearing so much about every year? 
27.4 hours in Among Us

Daaaamn, even facebook boomers want to piss on his grave. 
They want tips? Well the only tip I want is
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Apparently this isn't even the same guy though. The clothes don't quite match.
I mean you plan out an elaborate moidah with custom engraved bullets and then right before you shoot your shot you go to a Starbucks, take your mask off, and socialize right in front of their camera before placing your DNA everywhere? Doesn't make sense. I think they put out false info on purpose to lure the real guy into a false sense of security. The NYPD is basically an army of their own and there are a lot of wealthy and powerful people that want to see this guy caught, surely they aren't this fucking stupid? Feel free to let me know how well this take ages, lmao.
The more I read about the shooter, the angrier I get that this kid thought he could pull off an actual assassination.
His high school photo from two years ago makes him look like a little baby. Thanks for making it harder for professionals to take him down in the future. Biden would literally need to give the order for it to happen now.
Well well well, if it isn't one of the weeks when decades happen.

People going to the UFC fight tomorrow have the potential to do the funniest thing in American history.

If I can't make pissing and shitting and farting out your doo doo ass jokes then what's even the point of living?

Hmmm, hey internal anxiety, what do you think is going to happen?
Ah... hmm, really? Ok, ok... well shit.
Don't let me hold the lathe on this one: They're going to announce an economic depression soon and ramp up the fascism internally. They're getting the army prepped to join ICE in brutally deporting people they don't like. Anyone that refuses during this meeting will be immediately replaced. Martial law will just be the start of the purge. Immigrants, sure, but also the homeless, trans people, leftists, sucdems, libs that actively protest, chuds that happen to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, and there'll probably be a few more fash idiots "martyred" for being more useful dead than alive while they're at it. My anxiety is telling me to spend all my money on fun shit while I can, but I'm going to try and ignore that urge.