I mean, ya know...

Dats one reason I guess.

At least have the decency to close the door before taking a massive shit, I can smell that crap from the kitchen.

I can't believe you had the audacity to go out and touch grass for multiple days in a row.

The more I read about the shooter, the angrier I get that this kid thought he could pull off an actual assassination.

His high school photo from two years ago makes him look like a little baby. Thanks for making it harder for professionals to take him down in the future. Biden would literally need to give the order for it to happen now.

Well well well, if it isn't one of the weeks when decades happen.

People going to the UFC fight tomorrow have the potential to do the funniest thing in American history.

How much money do you think the bloodstained shirt will sell for?

NSFW (This might be one of the people that died at the event):

Attempted headshot? Really? If you know you're not skilled enough for it, go for the gut.

This pretty much guarantees he's going to win now. Dems would have to run a (performative) progressive with a pulse at this point and they would never.

If I can't make pissing and shitting and farting out your doo doo ass jokes then what's even the point of living?

Hey, you. If you're disgusted by this but still eating animal products this free documentary might help you make the final push.

Me personally, I'm autistic with a binge eating disorder and I used to think I could never become vegetarian, much less vegan. Pretty much all my favorite cope foods used to have meat in them and some of them were just meat. This spring marks my 3 year vegan anniversary in large part because I watched Dominion and confronted the truth with genuine curiosity. I'm not going to lie to you and say it'll be easy. It's a big life change. Enough of a change that people will treat you differently once they know, for better and for worse. But it is easier than it used to be even just a couple years ago and as more people become vegan there are more resources available. I would personally be willing to help you if you need any advice, and I'm sure plenty of other vegans on here would answer questions as well.

(A general abuse/mass death NSFL CW for Dominion, you will not be able to unsee the footage or watch the behind the scenes footage of actors covered in fake gore making jokes like you would with a scary movie. It's all real.)

Wall. Wall for everyone.

Getting one of those tacky Calvin pissing car stickers and a custom Kissenger sticker.