It's been CONFIRMED that SANTA CLAUS delivered 67 presents to Unsuspecting Children during the holiday season. THAT IS ENOUGH TO INVALIDATE HIS POWER, even if we can't PROVE that he is real. WHY DOES HE CLIMB DOWN STRANGERS CHIMNEYS. Demand THE DEATH OF SANTA!

Literally everyone poops in some fashion or another, and it all smells bad, so how could anyone possibly be bothered by it.

For the love of all that's good in this world, just let it end. Enough already.

:matt-jokerfied:

It was taken down like 10 seconds later, and I was given a stern warning to not be such a naughty boy. AI working overtime lol

Outside of the venue we're playing on saturday calling it "the headquarters of antifa in Oslo" lmao

If we're lucky he'll pay us a visit

(3x5 feet for those of you who don't use the metric system)

Going on a little tour with my band in Germany, Poland and the Czech republic next week, so hopefully I'll get it before we leave so I can bring it.

If so, I will be flying it on stage. Hoping to get arrested for it in Germany.

Just a heads up

10/10 bit

And I will never tell you what I really think about Ukraine or China, because I would lose subscriber.

Give me money on Patreon

I have bills to pay

Hamas is the lesser evil.

There is a 100% chance he SA'd multiple women. Just like he learned from his scumbag dad.

You don't actually have to get onboard with every lazy chapo bit.

Lmfaoooo

Hnnggggg