I would rather the lying machine either give you general advice or point you to a medical professional than try and do medical advice itself 
I'm mad the same way the sun is out. Not for any particular reason, although there are good reasons for it, nor for any of the bad ones that are visible in my mind's periferal vision. Nope, just crotchety before and after my exercise.
Not to mention the war on drugs 1) straight up doesn't work 2) serves the profits of the prison industrial complex bigly 3) giga funds police. If you could get clean drugs at the pharmacy next to the supplements that's BiS
China is going to drown out American ingenuity unless we declare a war on science and spend billions researching things
The rainbow road has shut down because the coins used for roads have been given to Waluigi to fund homing bullet bills in the dry dry desert. Also, we've increased the funding for sniffit patrols by 200 million coins.
You still get 12 courses you get to race on, you just can't access the special cup like we can
Yeah, if I had to contend with the idea that taxing the rich was like putting more blue shells in the game so everyone could use lightning and bloopers I'd have to think on my toes. I'd have to break out the meta ideas about go kart taxes, shittier race tracks, and how the people getting taxed aren't even playing the game. I'd lose 75% of the audience with my fidelity to the idea while you got an easy talking point
Me when socialism is a video reposter: if socialism was a video reposter 😂
I tried to tell the guillotine guy he was being overly cautious but does anyone listen to me? 
I'm going to level with you - if it's full resolution, nothing but the video, and the whole video as far as I'm concerned you've done me a great service
There's just no fucking way a trillion dollar military doesn't have food. I thought it was supposed to be communism without food.

: whisper whisper whisper
Suffer with me, comrade.
I am a Westerner with a different map.
The one that is defacto for all my stories has a big beautiful communist society to the north west separated by a mountain range from the exploitative kingdom-but-actually-"leaders of industry" to the east. They are flanked by an archipelago with a world capital bazaar south east, a true kingdom that's overthrown into a Republic to the south west. Then you have another continent to true south east of the map that's proto late stage communist that barely has a state.
Mostly the kingdom causes problems, but they each have had their historical quirks.