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Mihawk is too young to be Xebec's contemporary, thank god
When you switch from the emotional attachment to the fragile mons to hype moments and aura close fights and improvisation become the main attraction.
Bit idea: lampoon him for using AI to do art and don't take no for an answer
Holy cannoli! What's the fastest way to stop the violence in Palestine so that there's no more war trauma?
My personal record for consecutive chess puzzles was 15 and the median combo is probably 3 in a row. I suddenly, out of nowhere, got a 32 puzzle combo and my ELO shot up to 2203. What the helly? 
some of those that fuck you I don't do what you tell me are the same that do what you tell me
I'd push back a little by asking if they're running around like they have a Mario star power up, why release anything in the first place? Seems like the news of Epstein simply having no records or interesting clients caused an outrage they're reacting to. Why react? Even if you can deal with people checking the footage by disappearing them, it seems like much more of a headache to deal with a bunch of people due to your obvious fraud than calling 2 or 3 people cranks because they did some incredibly intense analysis on your really good fraud
My interpretation is that someone had their political awakening while playing satisfactory. They see the horror and contradiction and it cooks inside their mind until one clarifying moment they're like "wouldn't it be fucked up to experience imperial violence while you're building a factory?"
Why don't they have someone good at splicing at the justice department or the FBI or whatever? People catch Super Mario 64 speed runners for the love of the game. Why don't they have any giga nerds employed?
Fine the corpo 3x the cost of the outlet for the day and give the person who caught them a prize. If they organized some kind of tax loop by telling on themselves call it racketeering.
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The Old School RuneScape player base are having a virtual riot over private equity trying to ruin the game for profit
(hexbear.net)
MoistCritical analyzing the situation
Basically, Jagex sent out a survey doing "research" into what players value. They proposed tiered subscriptions such as "lower price with ads," "mobile only," and "premium membership that offers enhanced customer support (one of the most common complaints about the company is their dogshit customer support[1])."
The players, understandably, recognize immediately that the survey like finding a locust in their wheat field. It's a sign that capitalism has come to strip the copper from the walls for short term profit. The private equity company that owns Jagex, CVC, is trying to get their return and chuck the husk.
They all start unsubscribing and the Reddit page is just flooded with screenshots of them unsubbing. They do an apology, it doesn't stop. Their CEO does another apology with slimy corporate jargon today.
Reddit, twitter, and youtube are exploding with it. We're going to need a 2025 OSOSRS in a few years. It was fun while it lasted.
[1] For example, some people only get attention if they get a bunch of upvotes on reddit
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Suffer with me, comrade.
It has the conclusion of Wano in it.
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One Big Mario Party by But A Jape
(hexbear.net)
Disco Elysium who??
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https://nitter.net/aaronbronsteter/status/1712211098764501027
(can someone help me make a nitter link please?)
In order for McGregor to be eligible via USADA, he'd have to wait 6 months. On October 9th, the UFC representative was like "Iunno bout allat."
As someone with many years of combat sport experience with a little MMA alongside a working knowledge of MMA in the UFC and otherwise, it's quite the meme to have people not get USADA tested. Of all the problems with fight prep, I would have put dehydration for weight cutting at the highest problem over USADA testing. It's apparently annoying, but for a sport whose history includes people juiced to the gills, it seems like the superior alternative to allow people to fight without jeopardizing their health. When the UFC pays out so poorly, it's not really worth your health for a lot of would be fighters. It's also why you can't kick to the head on the ground. Sure, there are times that the combat sports shows its sportiness with unrealistic exchanges and sometimes it gets abused by people waiting to be stood back up, but if it means people are cracking each others orbital bones, it's a respectful addition for the fighters.
As a lefty, It seems like the enshittification continues. Can't afford to properly test fighters because McGregor needs to come back NOW. Now fighters are going to be stood back up by a ref so they can use their uber muscles to break another man's orbital bone with a giga punch.
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It's recently come out that, on September 10th, Lauren Boebert was removed from the play Beetlejuice in Denver. This would be all fine and good, right? A politician is being an asshole. The sky is blue. Well, Hexbear, it is anything but fine. Anything but.
The plot thickens when it's revealed that, beyond the vaping and the being loud (which is it's own struggle session whether that's based), that part of her contribution to getting owned was that she was giving her partner an over the pants handjob. Now, this would have gone through the news cycle with a sensible chuckle for me, but, my fellow hexbearians, do I look like I'm having a sensible chuckle? NO! This is literally me right now.
See, what had happened was that this news circulated to the website that I like to post on. The title of the post was "boebert was giving a no-foolin for-reals handjob during the beetlejuice musical" This post got some of the most vile, vitriolic comments I've ever seen in all my posting.
>no-foolin for-reals handjob >over the pants rubbin Y'all that's not even a handy to a seventh grader. @regul@hexbear.net
unironically 
@WoofWoof91@hexbear.net
Let's get one thing straight here, hexbear. Over the pants is a handjob. This is my central thesis. Let's start with the most obvious positive case. If you have sex with a condom, do you call it over-the-condom sex? Of course not! Protected sex, maybe, but you wouldn't call it not sex. Would you call a blowjob with a condom not a blowjob? Of course not! If you did that'd be annoying and weird. Let's try not to be annoying and weird. skin-to-skin contact with the genitals isn't a requirement for something to be called a job. Repeat it once more for the people in the back getting a handjob rn: skin-to-skin contact with the genitals isn't a requirement for something to be called a job. If home runs are so unambiguous, why is third base so "ambiguous?" Because of a single fringe case. If it wasn't for the existence of this fringe case, then there's be no argument about how getting your genitals stimulated works.
Fairies, monsters, and others that go bump in the night, let me introduce you to the water jet/bubbling system of a hot tub. Wikipedia defines a hot tub as "a large tub full of water used for hydrotherapy, relaxation or pleasure." Let's explore that last word, pleasure. Whom 
hasn't used a hot tub as it was meant to be used. I think this is where the friction comes from, the jet stream in a hot tub. Dissenters will say (like sniveling cowards) "b-b-but WDYMP, the hot tub isn't sentient, it can't give you a job!" Let's get one thing straight, if you had your hands over the edge of a hot tub and your partner was pushing your crotch into a jet stream, that would be a type of job. The solution, my compromise for the haters and losers, is what I would like to call the jetjob. It would be a normal jetjob if they're pushing you via hands on the buttox into a water jet, and a reverse jetjob if they're using their feet. It would be a backwards jetjob if your back is facing the water jet. This also expands the capacity for a combo jobs because your crotch is facing your partner. This would be the exciting introduction of the triple job if they're using a hand, their mouth, and the water jet. I propose that, upon climax in such a fashion, one would exclaim "Tic tac toe, three in a row!"
With this, let's get one thing clear, over the pants is a type of handjob the same way that over the condom sex is a type of sex. If we can start using the term jetjob, then it will be easier to recognize when something is a job and when something is not. This would also be a step closer to communism. Thank you. I hope I haven't fractured our fragile community too deeply with this.
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I would love to have some more lore that fills in more puzzle for me. I get that a good narrative leaves you with more questions than answers, but I feel sufficiently teased. Just fucking tell me that Gold Roger was no angel. Tell me that Xebec read the poneglyphs and one of them said that Imu was the Earth God and created devil fruits. Give me something, Oda!!