I really try not to underestimate my enemy, but this mf really does just legislate and take action based on whoever the last person he spoke to was, huh?
Can I just go to the dentist annually?
On the one hand, this ☝️. On the other, it's been really stupid that psychedelics can't be used therapeutically. Or any drug for that matter.
Not to mention the war on drugs 1) straight up doesn't work 2) serves the profits of the prison industrial complex bigly 3) giga funds police. If you could get clean drugs at the pharmacy next to the supplements that's BiS
Yeah it's worth taking the wins when you can.
you're permitted to do mushrooms about it once a year
They're going to ban fluoride and replace it with LSD so you hallucinate a trip to the dentist every time you brush your teeth
doing mushrooms about your teeth makes you realise that death, decay and rebirth are all natural, that nothing will last, least of all your enamel. it's the way of the universe. just like the tallest mountain will slowly but surely turn into dust, so will your teeth. toothache is no more "bad" than the sun passing behind a cloud. 
I’m with you tbh I couldn’t give less of a fuck about this
Really is the podcasting presidency isn't it?
I know the bill mentions it's using ibogaine as an example, not a limit, so the field is open to all psychedelics. But then again that wording is very particular and exists for plausible deniability. He's naming the one he wants to win, or the one he's being paid to push. Rick Perry and the CEO of Ambio Life Sciences (Jonathan Dickinson) are financially involved. This is more insidery bullshit and fixing markets to benefit Trump's court of nobles. Next is for totally organic redditors to rave about the stock next week and get a bunch of retail suckers to buy in and HODL for the next few years while insiders sell.

Rogan has spent the past few years developing an immunity to ibogaine powder.
Yes but he fell for the classic blunder - never start a land war in Asia!
that's rogaine
inconceivable
They are planning to revitalize the MAGA base with new research into medical grade copium
Seems to be only specific to ibogaine, which is good but still quite restrictive to many other valuable therapy research potentials.
(b) The FDA and Drug Enforcement Administration shall facilitate and establish a pathway for eligible patients to access psychedelic drugs, including ibogaine compounds, under the Right to Try Act (21 U.S.C. 360bbb-0a), including any necessary Schedule I handling authorizations for treating physicians and researchers, consistent with 21 U.S.C. 823, and any applicable waiver authority under the Controlled Substances Act.
The executive order linked below. It says "establish a pathway for eligible patients to access psychedelic drugs, including ibogaine compounds". It gives ibogaine as an example, not as a limit.
I think the catch is that they will limit the "eligible patients" to be mostly US Military Veterans.
American Vets are famous for their stringent lack of sharing of drugs with their non-veteran friends
i gotta be friends with an american veteran to get drugs? maybe i don't need the drugs that badly
If you're friends with a veteran then you do need drugs about it
Cool and good.
Wish he'd waited one more day so the date on the Order was Bicycle Day.
Schmoe Rollover gets his belly rubbed by Pump and Dump Rump. Isn't that precious
Damn look how short he is. They should have put him next to Ka$h Pate£ to make him look a little taller.
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