[-] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago

How many times can our big wet president call takesy-backsies on tariffs before some disgruntled billionaire sends a paramilitary squad to Mar-a-Lago? Nothing surprises me anymore but I feel like this is not sustainable long-term lol

[-] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago

Me after someone taps on my shoulder and says "goose"

[-] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

This one is very good, I was curious so I searched for the name on the watermark and that guy REALLY likes Atatürk

[-] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

If I was in the courtroom when this happened, I would start looking around for hidden cameras lmao

I know it was in Spanish, but this sounds like it would be a skit on a British comedy show. "What a shame, Madam Judge"

[-] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 80 points 2 months ago

Absolutely hilarious play by TikTok and probably the most easily avoidable PR disaster for the Democrats in decades. I laughed so fucking hard when I saw this, I can only imagine the panicked phone calls that are happening right now.

[-] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 88 points 6 months ago

trump-anguish I did everything right and now we got bad blood

[-] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 79 points 11 months ago

I know it's just cop-speak but framing the perps as "attackers" when they were barricaded in the house is pretty ridiculous.

Early nominees for 2024 Tower Defense Champions.

[-] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 67 points 11 months ago

I have known and worked with several orthodox jews and the loopholes really are incredible. They all can't use light switches on Shabbat but they can set timers ahead of time, they all have different amounts of time they have to wait in between meat and dairy for it to be considered kosher, married women can't show their hair in public but a wig that looks exactly like their hair is fine, etc. Like why are you trying so hard to skirt these rules that you have imposed on yourselves? They are all a sneeze away from self-awareness but always swing in the other direction instead.

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The link is not 100% but two hunters eating from the same deer population and falling ill at around the same time is extremely unlikely to be a coincidence.

We are essentially one mutation away from this spreading between humans and that would be very, very bad.

[-] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 66 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Prior to the ship hitting the support column, you can see it lose power, then regain power, then thick smoke starts billowing out the top, then it loses power again, and regains power again seconds before contact.

Could the bridge have been engineered to be strong enough to survive an impact by a >100k ton ship? Maybe, but it seems like better backup and emergency systems on these huge ships might be a more practical idea. Obviously we are still very light on information.

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cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/802664

The NHL further cementing its reputation as the least LGBTQ friendly major professional sports league after a whopping seven players didn't want to wear optional pride jerseys during warmups last season. Literally rolling over to keep a handful of bigots happy. Disgusting.

[-] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 66 points 2 years ago

How many air purifiers can you buy with the money you save on gas and vehicle maintenance every year?

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I'm kind of bummed about this, the game already has a ton of content but BoTW had some great challenging DLC and ToTK would have definitely benefitted from something similar.

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Not nearly long enough, but it's beautiful to see another one of these dipshits find out.

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Encourage your crabs to do some light stretching because I have a feeling they will be dancing soon

[-] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 96 points 2 years ago

Incredible that he just kind of tried to re-integrate like nothing ever happened after the mutiny incident, but I guess once you do something like that and you're an international political figure it's impossible to make yourself disappear and you're probably going to get got regardless of what you do. RIP to a true madlad.

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