That reads like something out of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

The original Wii

I liked the way it would just swallow the discs whole

Isn't that what the Steam Link tried to do?

I mean you still have to get home first, then probably cook and eat something, shower, etc.
All of that takes time as well

I was briefly confused what the European Space Agency had to do with video games

Or don't move your back

(a phrase I like: "the best sitting position is the next one"

I had to get my septum surgically corrected and let me tell you that when the boogers/blood clots came out, it was exactly like OP described

Doch

"I don't know who makes the profit," commented Che Min Tu, Lenovo senior vice president and group operations officer.

That sounds like a pro argument for Chromebooks lol

aluminum works by being an irritant that causes an allergic swelling

That's not how it works though

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-021-85691-8

Is it really a fetish or are you just neurodivergent yourself and therefore compatible with these folks?

And then you have people who use Obsidian