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[-] limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 83 points 1 month ago

I don’t understand, how can the turtle do this? Is it because the elephants are dancing? Won’t they fall off??!

[-] mmddmm@lemm.ee 22 points 1 month ago

That's just globalist propaganda. We all know the Sun is the one that moves because it's hanging from the ceiling!

(And just because I couldn't make something so stupid that made it clear, \s - but hey, it was hard to make even this.)

[-] limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago

I was just joking also, the only reason I did not put the sarcasm tag was I had an iOS keyboard. Still not sure where that button is, someone said it’s next to the “any” key.

[-] mmddmm@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Oh, your joke was obvious enough.

I think nobody believes on a giant turtle nowadays... I mean, it's hard to be certain, but I think a group like that would be famous.

[-] limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Yes ! Indeed

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 1 points 1 month ago

The turtle moves!

[-] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This is what happens, when global warming lights the turtle on fire.

[-] GammaGames@beehaw.org 1 points 1 month ago

Your friend the Turtle... He died a few years ago. The old idiot puked inside his shell and choked to death on a galaxy or two. Very sad, don't you think? But also quite bizarre.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 54 points 1 month ago

I'm so old, I remember that this happened before. It will go over, don't worry. I'm not affected because I live in Europe but I remember that the Americans recovered quite quickly from this.

[-] perishthethought@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago

Wait what's this? Europeans are supposed to always say derogatory things about Americans. ;)

[-] mstrk@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

not quite, Americans are Europeans as well... Just ancient.

/jk

[-] blazeknave@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

It's because we have Clark Kent. He spun it around real quick for us.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

It happened at night, though, so no one noticed.

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 32 points 1 month ago

Happens literally everyday. Wth are the devs doing?

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 20 points 1 month ago

They're lucky my ritual sacrifice works to make it rise again I'll tell you that

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago

DID I HEAR A BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD?

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 2 points 1 month ago

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

[-] Sibshops@lemm.ee 28 points 1 month ago

And I still have to go to work tomorrow. SMH

[-] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 1 month ago
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

They can't keep getting away with it!

[-] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago
[-] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

Ah, I see it's that time of the day again

[-] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Hello darkness, my old friend.

[-] aviationeast@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Here I thought the onion was satire....

[-] AtomicHotSauce@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[-] hikuro93@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

Lord protect us all from the darkness within the darkness. Thoughts and prayers! 🙏

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

Thots and nyas? Hell yeah!

[-] General_Effort@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

The terminator has passed over North America, illuminating the entire continent in the eerie light of a thermonuclear explosion. People report suffering radiation burns from unshielded exposure.

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

This is just a metaphor for Trump's election.

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

Fuck and I thought it was just the new administration.......

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 4 points 1 month ago

Thank God South America will be ok at least!

[-] Itzdan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Ha ha onion go funny

[-] Geodad@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

That is technically true, which is the best kind of true.

[-] RedSnt@feddit.dk 1 points 1 month ago

The sun truly is setting in the west.

[-] Akasazh@lemmy.world -2 points 1 month ago

This is what sarcasm had become. I mean i expulsés some air through my lips so I'm rolling on the floor laughing rn.

But I long for the times where the undertone for sarcasm was 'no way that could happen' instead of 'it literally happens every day'.

this post was submitted on 18 Mar 2025
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