I once sat down next to my cat and calmly said "I wish you would shut the fuck up." And she responded by biting my knee.
I was like, "yeah ok, I deserved that one."
I once sat down next to my cat and calmly said "I wish you would shut the fuck up." And she responded by biting my knee.
I was like, "yeah ok, I deserved that one."
Imprisonment for simply saying something that in no sane world would be considered a crime.
Because I spend at least 30 minutes trying to decide what I want to do for the next 3 hours but I can't even find the motivation to play a video game.
Turning living things into food is technically what most animals do every day just to live.
My mom once said "flat bowls" when referring to plates.
Did he actually say the words "cognitively impaired"? That seems like a lot of syllables.
Oh please... We stopped researching that technology in the 40s. We never perfected it enough to make super soldiers.
3 months ago:
"Can you comfirm that each user account can have no more than one of these entities?"
"Yes. Definitely."
Today:
"Oh by the way, we have some users who need to have multiple entities. Can you fix it?"
A part of me misses seeing those weird week-long meme trends. Sure the memes got old quick, but it felt like some kind of silly community event and then we all moved on to the next thing.
We are your friends now. You don't need them anymore.
I blame Fox "News" more than any foreign government.
Immediate family all met at my sister's house for spaghetti, as is our tradition. The cookies she made were amazing.