[-] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

My money's on choking to death on a burger while sitting on a toilet and jerking it to a picture of his daughter.

[-] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Things can't get better as long as propagandists like those at Fox news are allowed to operate unchecked. No matter what happens, no matter how many people get hurt, they will continue to find a way to give credit to the conservatives and demonize the left. Even if they have to outright fabricate stories to do so.

These people use "socialism" as a scary word to argue against anything that benifits poor people. And they send emails about how evil democrats are to anyone stupid enough to read them. They are a cancer.

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They also seem to realized that the dog can't get them through the glass.

[-] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

It's even worse than that. They consume media that actively misinforms and lies about the democrats.

I was helping my uncle with his computer a few years ago and got a glimpse of his email inbox with emails about how Hillary Clinton is so evil. And my aunt gets all her news from a website hosted by the same company that hosts trump's social media website.

Things can not get better as long as we allow these propagandists to operate.

[-] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Huh... All these years I thought it meant "Help! My mouth was replaced with a butthole!"

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Honestly, I find these emails more amusing than infuriating. Is that $800 per week? Total? I guess I'll never know, because I didn't become a software developer just to work in a warehouse.

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Just a quicky (cdn.imgchest.com)
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So many options! (lemmy.world)
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I just got a bill for a Wayfair credit card that was issued by Citi bank that I did not apply for. I never even shopped on that website.

I tried contacting both Citi bank and Wayfair, but since I don't have the full account number, I couldn't get past Citi's automated phone menu.

Wayfair's phone system was a fucking nightmare getting transferred to various departments, but eventually transferred me to a foreign call center where they insisted that they needed my social security number and birth date to file a report, but I'm not giving them that.

The best thing is that the scammer managed to get a higher credit limit than I was able to get on my own card.

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For example, I saved a bunch of these small cardboard sheets that were separating the rows of cans in a box of cat food.

Add some glue and you have a little tent for your cat.

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[-] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 59 points 9 months ago

Because I spend at least 30 minutes trying to decide what I want to do for the next 3 hours but I can't even find the motivation to play a video game.

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After I showed her one of the bird videos, she now eagerly waits while I turn on the tablet in the morning and she watches me open Youtube and pick a video.

Sometimes she accidentally closes the video, or opens the comments and then I need to step in to make sure she doesn't post any offensive comments.

[-] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 63 points 10 months ago

My mom once said "flat bowls" when referring to plates.

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I don't remember why I originally bothered to read this manual 25 years ago, but I ended up reading it to enjoy the jokes and humorous writing it contained.

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She's clearly having fun, running around in circles, chewing sticks, and finding and eating cat poop. And I don't want to discourage her from having fun when I take her outside (except for the cat poop thing -- that needs to stop).

But she seems to have the idea that jumping up and biting my wrists or my ankles is a fun game that we both enjoy, and she seems to be getting more agressive about it.

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Then, and now (lemmy.world)

Hoping for a few more years.

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[-] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 66 points 1 year ago

Did he actually say the words "cognitively impaired"? That seems like a lot of syllables.

[-] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 123 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh please... We stopped researching that technology in the 40s. We never perfected it enough to make super soldiers.

[-] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 104 points 1 year ago

3 months ago:

"Can you comfirm that each user account can have no more than one of these entities?"

"Yes. Definitely."


Today:

"Oh by the way, we have some users who need to have multiple entities. Can you fix it?"

[-] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 58 points 1 year ago

A part of me misses seeing those weird week-long meme trends. Sure the memes got old quick, but it felt like some kind of silly community event and then we all moved on to the next thing.

[-] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 93 points 1 year ago

We are your friends now. You don't need them anymore.

[-] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 63 points 1 year ago

I blame Fox "News" more than any foreign government.

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