Look at your body, people! Mouth, stomach, and intestines! God created you to produce shit!

I get confused every time I see the word "chuffed" because i have no idea if becoming chuffed is a good or bad thing.

LOL, yeah, manufacturers don't follow this at all.

Budget, probably. Republicans have been trying to strangle the USPS for years.

This doesn't look like a woman without makeup, it looks like a woman with makeup with a filter over her face.

I thought they were bagels with an entire block of cream cheese at first.

I don't really have any interest in online competitive gaming, but messaging an opponent to tell them they suck after you beat them badly doesn't really seem to follow the precepts of sportsmanship.

Impressive, but also stupidly risky no matter how good you are.

The combination of a strawman argument and a fat joke is just...not particularly funny?

Isn't saying that allowing apps to have root lets them access anything just describing what root is? A rooted phone doesn't have to give superuser access to every app.

Mint, peppers, and caffeine, the holy trinity of "plant defenses that did not work on humans."

Largely because we understand that what they're calling "AI" isn't AI.