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Off-brand Billy Roll (midwest.social)

Bologna sausage, seasoned with the souls of misbehaving children.

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Breakfast nachos (midwest.social)
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shelf life dog (midwest.social)

probably a repost. gas stations eventually mastered food service.

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eclaire sammie (midwest.social)

with a side of joint

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by mradcliffe@nokoto.org to c/foodcrimes@midwest.social

@foodcrimes Following my recipe from before, I seasoned five bagels with a sesame, nigella and garlic mix. And then one poorly-shaped bagel with... 

furikake

Yes, I boiled, then baked them.

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Yes I rinsed the mushrooms well. Yes they were labeled as white. Yes they tasted great!

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Hotdog holiday pie (midwest.social)
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OMFG (files.catbox.moe)
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Such a spoonable snack!

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Yum! (midwest.social)
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submitted 5 months ago by janus2@lemmy.zip to c/foodcrimes@midwest.social

the "cheese" is freeze dried tofu, cashew butter, corn starch, nutritional yeast, soy milk, and vinegar

i live in nyc so i'm expecting the nypd to break down my door and arrest me for committing a hate crime against the entire Italian diaspora any minute now

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Turkey or turd on fire? (midwest.social)
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Bacon soda (www.youtube.com)
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roasted peanuts, garlic salt, mayonnaise, and honey mustard sauce...

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So good! (midwest.social)
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Yummy birthday sandwich (midwest.social)
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cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/25606111

Cutting sucks

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/33265978

Behold! A perfect microwave hardboiled egg

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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
  3. No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

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