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Acetaminophen-American (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

We worship brands in this country, young man. You call yourself a Tylenol-American or you can't have any dessert.

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Silence brand, the cheaper off brand is speaking!

[-] Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

Ah, would ypu happen to ve a Tylenolican then?

Greetings from the Nordics, Panannish guy here

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'm more of an Excedrin guy anyway.

[-] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Isn’t that just Tylenol with caffeine?

[-] Jaysyn@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Tylenoutistic

[-] Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

Tyler-nol from Flu Club?

”His name is Robert Paracetmolson” (wink, nod)

[-] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

The rest of the world will call it Paracetamerican.

[-] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago

I'm a proud Cold+Flu-Severian Acetaminomerican

[-] SippyCup@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

Personally I'm a nighttime sniffling sneezing stuffy head coughing so I can rest acetaminomerican.

[-] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Paracetamol people

[-] allidoislietomyself@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[-] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

This breaks the quote, though. (It's a play on "Black" and "African American")

@DarkCloud@lemmy.world this may answer your question if it was a real one 🤷‍♂️

[-] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Why would autism be limited to Americans?

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

We have the original strain.

[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

The Prime Autistic

[-] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Hans Asperger was Austrian, not American.

[-] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 0 points 2 weeks ago

He also killed a bunch of kids in the holocaust because he was evil

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

They already said he was Austrian!

[-] OldSageRick@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 weeks ago

Not cool, not all Austrians are evil, my Sister for example is a very empathetic person

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Did she get bit by a moose?

[-] Tja@programming.dev 1 points 2 weeks ago

I've seen Americans talk about people in Congo as "African-Americans".

[-] Bgugi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

It's kinda like how stuff only gives you cancer in California.

[-] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 0 points 2 weeks ago

Saluting in the US, your hand should be rotated so that the palm of your hand is toward your own face. The person in front of you should be able to see the back of your hand, not your palm. Also, the tips of your fingers should be touching the outside corner of your eyebrow, or the outside corner of your glasses, or the corner of the brim of your cap. The middle of the forehead is right out.

[-] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 weeks ago

Wrong, this is the new salute:

(/sarcasm)

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I take back his /sarcasm

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Aceta-American for short (pronounced Ass-American)

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

Ableist, smh

Unless you're an ass guy then I guess it's a compliment

[-] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 weeks ago
[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

Uh, while there are ace people who are Acetaminophen american,
Not all us us Ace folks are Acetaminophen american.

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