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[-] sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 48 points 5 days ago

imagine spending your last day on earth with JD vance

[-] Sickos@hexbear.net 25 points 5 days ago
[-] sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago

JD vance? more like shitty pants! what a steaming pile of fuck!!!

[-] buh@hexbear.net 28 points 5 days ago

He should have said thank you jaby-vance

[-] Fishroot@hexbear.net 24 points 5 days ago

I am hearing that on his deathbed Pope Francis received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no God but Allah and Muhammad is his prophet!

[-] huf@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago

he was already maxed out in christian, i dont see why he wouldnt try something new

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 25 points 5 days ago

He probably died of cringe after JD Vance asked if the pope had any games on his iPad.

[-] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago

The Pope only had Undertale ooooooooooooooh

[-] Sulv@hexbear.net 26 points 5 days ago

Lmao I woke up to this news and was like “I’m gonna make a clever joke nerd” but of course there’s like a dozen hexbears that beat me to it.

[-] Boynomoder@hexbear.net 27 points 5 days ago

There is a small conspiratorial part of my brain that thinks this is true

[-] josie@vegantheoryclub.org 23 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I see JD Vance graduated from the Liz Truss Academy of Greeting Heads of State

[-] isame@hexbear.net 24 points 5 days ago

4/21 at 88 = 1488 * 2

It's a sign!

[-] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 12 points 5 days ago

Over there (and most places) it’s 21/4 - Earth Day - 2025.

[-] isame@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago

I knew someone would call me on the Amerikkkan formatting, for not much reason in this case. The numbers are all there. It's also a joke.

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 19 points 5 days ago

he made the pope watch him fuck some old couch from like the 12 century.

spiritual devastation.

[-] determinism2@hexbear.net 18 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

killed killed killed killed killed a pope

killed killed killed killed killed a pope

JD Vance, he killed a pope

last ni a i ight i a i ight

[-] Des@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago

What upsets me the most is how smug and satisfied this probably made him.

like he probably thinks "I did that with my mind fuck yeah" and is going to go make memes about it on anon accounts to his groyper tradcath discord friends

[-] iamnotme@feddit.uk 7 points 5 days ago

The Pope wears women’s clothes, not a well fitting suit like the leaders of the free world, he deserved it

[-] Biggay@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago

Liz Truss visits the Queen!

this post was submitted on 21 Apr 2025
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