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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 29 points 1 week ago

I'm with the Smartphone of Theseus guy. 🤣

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

the answer is quite succinct though:

does it have the same number?

[-] kraftpudding@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

So, if I switch my sim card to a totally different phone, which phone do I give up?

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[-] trolololol@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

I don't know who's teaching these kids and I want to congratulate both teachers and kids for an awesome education. It clearly is not focused on bending over to the latest overlord, and that is AWESOME!!!!

[-] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 19 points 1 week ago

That kid who asked about radios should be given a scholarship to a STEM degree. Also the kids who asked about using smoke signals and pigeons have mad creativity. The stock kid? Well he probably has more financial accumen than most Wallstreet punks.

The kid with the replacement dilemma? Forget philosophy. That is lawyer material right there.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 7 points 1 week ago

500 kHz is outside the amateur radio bands. With a general license they'd be able to use 472 to 479 kHz. With only technician they could use Morse code (only) on 3.525 to 3.600 MHz.

[-] lepinkainen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Meshtastic in the US uses 918MHz, it’s good for text chat

[-] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

That reminds me of my previous work. We couldn't but PCs from our project budget, because they are classified along furniture (because they should outlive the duration of a project), but we can buy replacement/repair parts. So yeah... Enough replacement parts make for a new PC.

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[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Banning cell phones in school while school shootings are a regular occurrence is top tier decision making

[-] scoobford@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 weeks ago

Students can keep a phone in their bag if they really need it. The fact that we ever allowed kids to scroll instead of paying attention in class is absurd.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Haven't been in school for a minute but they would never allow us to just be freely on our phones so idk wtf you're talking about.

[-] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I haven't been to school in a while, but we had smartphones when I did. And if we took up our phones in class we got called out by the teacher.

I think the fact that most commenters seem to think kids should use cell phones in class confirms Lemmy is mostly children

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 points 1 week ago

When I was in school smartphones were kinda a thing but it was still early iPhone/Android days. The general practice was a powered off phone on one's person is fine, but phones that are in use/ringing could be confiscated for the remainder of the period. I think that was because the school didn't have a good method to handle too many confiscated phones in a day

[-] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

“It’s fine if it’s in a bag and off or silent” has been cell phone policy in my experience (decades ago).

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[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

They said guns are banned from school, they have done everything they can. Just need to live with school and CEO shootings

[-] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I'm ok with CEO shootings, but most kids havent lived long enough to do anything to deserve that.

[-] wewbull@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago

...most kids...

Most kids? ⁠(⁠⊙⁠_⁠⊙⁠)

[-] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Well, some of them are really annoying

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[-] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

Thankfully, there's an official standard for using the internet with just carrier pigeons: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_over_Avian_Carriers

[-] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

I can't believe they removed the photo of a dead pigeon captioned "An example of packet loss."

[-] clashorcrashman@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

"...this technology suffers from extremely high latency."

[-] iamkindasomeone@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago

and is probably prone to cat in the middle attacks ..

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You know, pigeons probably do have relatively high latency but I bet a carrier pigeon could carry at least three SD cards, meaning a pigeon has hella bandwidth.

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

Bandwidth is also impacted by distance though, across a school or town it would be incredibly high speed.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

And high packet loss.

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[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

I want to see the answers on the right.

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Just have to zoom out a little, nothing to it.

[-] frog@feddit.uk 9 points 2 weeks ago

I know that tone of "Let's talk."

Kid, if anything ever goes wrong that requires intelligence, you are now in a very short of list of kids to blame first.

[-] hakase@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago

From the last answer, it sounds like they would only need to turn in their SIM card.

How do you turn in eSIM cards?

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago
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[-] Matriks404@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Schools banning phones is one of the dumbest thing to do.

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

They want to control the media around the inevitable school shooting. The calls from inside while cops wait outside are not something the police or schools want to hear again.

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[-] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

This is pure gold

[-] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[-] techognito@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Who needs phones when we have air fryers…

Also, it feels like "admin" doesn't necessarily agree with the new policy.

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[-] ArtificialHoldings@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Not the Ship of Theseus in the last one ☠️

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

Cell of Theseus

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I often forget that while young people aren't usually too wise to the ways of the world, that doesn't mean they're not fucking smart!

Woke to this reading a senior (high school) paper of mine 35-years later. Figured it would be childish. Holy shit! I wrote that at 17?!

Now if I could get the brain plasticity back and tack on the wisdom, I'd be a beast brain. :(

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

Best we can do is plastic in the brain. Take it or leave it

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[-] Doorbook@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Banning phone and not gun is wild

[-] EndOfLine@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Wait until you find out what they do with books.

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