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[-] RidgeDweller@sh.itjust.works 89 points 1 month ago

Wow, it never occurred to me this is an option. Honestly seems more efficient than trying to pry out the cold strands while trying unsuccessfully to not break them.

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago

If you add some olive oil to the spaghetti before storing it and don’t pack the container that tight, you won’t have that problem in the first place.

[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 month ago

It doesn’t have to be oil. A bit of water (it’s surprising how little will do) enables the starch to dissolve, which essentially glues the spaghetti together.

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Both are problematic if you want sauce to stick. You gotta use a little of whatever you’re going to eat it with.

[-] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 1 month ago

Great, now I have little bits of fork stuck in my teeth.

[-] Skua@kbin.earth 16 points 1 month ago

Olive oil solidifies at fridge temperatures, surely it wouldn't help much here?

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

It seems to work for me, but I’ll admit it’s not perfect. I think the real key is not to pack the container that tight.

[-] Skua@kbin.earth 5 points 1 month ago

Fair enough, if you've tried it you'll know better than me. I prefer other types of pasta most of the time so I don't have to store spaghetti often

[-] anguo@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

I'm hesitating between "How cold is your fridge?" and "What sort of olive oil are you using?".

[-] Skua@kbin.earth 5 points 1 month ago

Most extra virgin olive oil starts to solidify somewhere around 5-10 C. Different manufacturing processes and different tyoes of olive oil can after if and when it happens though

[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

But then your spaghettiis covered in olive oil, and it gets all over your hands and your crotch and your mouth, and it's just a mess.

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[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

I just have separate containers for each serving. I reuse those plastic deli meat containers. That way I can just dump it on a plate, add a little water, cover it with another plate, put it in the microwave for a few minutes, stir and it's like fresh!

[-] scrion@lemmy.world 72 points 1 month ago

I have absolutely done that in the past, and I would do it again in a heartbeat. I can slice off exactly how much I want, getting a good feeling for the portion size. The noodles stick together, there is no unfurling and subsequent mess when transferring them to a dish. They'll loosen up a bit when heated, but stick together enough to offer a superior eating experience - just cut a piece off and consume.

[-] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Do you live in an "as seen on tv" commerical?

[-] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 month ago

Same here, I'm a part time spaghetti vandal that breaks spaghetti at least once before throwing it in the pot.

I also use both fork and knife to slice though the spaghetti mountain on the plate!

But I draw the line at overcooking spaghetti, not fond of spaghetti soup.

[-] scrion@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Don't get me wrong, the spaghetti in OP's picture definitely look soaked and not very appetizing. But the weird benefits I mentioned can be achieved otherwise.

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[-] OhmsLawn@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago

I wonder if it would hold together well enough for a grilled cheese...

[-] O_R_I_O_N@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago
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[-] RvTV95XBeo@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

I think you could do it but you would have to move quick.

Slice the spaghettloaf into two slices, and spread mayo on one side of each slice. Keep the spaghettloaf in the fridge until youre ready to go.

You want a sizable pool of oil with a high smoke point - heat it up until it's nearly smoking, then quickly add 2 sliced spaghetti, mayoless side down. The first side in the oil will form the inside of your grilled cheese, let it sizzle until it starts to crisp, then flip, add your cheese and let both outsides sizzle a minute to gain structure.

Once both outsides have some rigidity, fold the sandwich together. Continue to flip & cook until desired color is reached.

Sprinkle with salt, pepper, fresh parsley, and a little parmesan cheese, and dip in your favorite marinara sauce.

Recipe can be made vegan with vegan cheese and mayo.

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[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

i would do that. i may have already done that

[-] demunted@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 month ago

Me too. What are you supposed to do? Extra work?

I furl each strand carefully? Soak in hot water and have slimey spaghetti? Lick the entire bundle slowly till it warms up and unfurls? Rest on bosom until it unfurls?

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[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Believe it or not, straight to jail.

[-] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Who the fuck stores plain pasta like that? It was already a giant gelatinous cube the moment you refrigerated it.

Also people please cook your pasta in the tomato sauce. Drain the pasta a minute or two before your preferred tenderness and then cook the pasta in the tomato sauce. It’s so much better.

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Everything about this picture is a food crime.

[-] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 month ago

Yeah, I have questions about how one ends up with an entire pack of spaghetti as "leftovers".

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[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

I wouldn't hesitate to cut me a slice and microwave it.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Tcouple slices in the toaster to get nice and crispy, fill with Cheetos and ketchup, bone apple teeth

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[-] Aksamit@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago

Batter and breadcrumb your slice of congealed noodles, and pan fry it.

(If you want to make yet another food culture twitch, you can call this a kugel.)

[-] unbanshee@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 month ago

What's wrong babe? You haven't touched your spaghettiloaf.

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago
[-] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

I always mix the leftover pasta with the leftover sauce when I store it.

That doesn't prevent me from scooping out a portion this way, but at least the pasta isn't a brick.

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

at least the pasta isn’t a brick.

How can you eat it like a cookie if it's not a sliced brick? ;-P

[-] Ileftreddit@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Who makes PLAIN spaghetti??? Is this person my 4 year old?

[-] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

They clearly should have used an ice cream scoop.

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago

What’s wrong babe you’ve hardly touched your spaghettiloaf.

[-] Dohnuthut@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

This would absolutely be my husband if he opened a container like that. Scooped a hole in the middle of the brownies I made a few weeks ago.

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

He is going to food jail.

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago

Lmao, classic troll brownie move. Bonus if he still cut out a square of brownie, but diagonally in the center.

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I can't eat a brownie unless it's $ shaped

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[-] CptCosmicMoron@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

Mmmm. Spaghetti loaf

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Stop taking pictures in my house.

[-] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

You need a deli slicer for that pasta loaf.

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

It's coming from inside the house...

[-] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago

square spaghetti, just the way the Drifter likes it.

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

Use a cookie cutter like the rest of us

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