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[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 2 points 3 months ago

"OOOH! What does this button dooo!?"

If I have a companion, they are obligated to shout "DEEDEE, NOOOOO!"

My name isn't Deedee, but those who get it will get it.

If that isn't acceptable, then watch Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, pick a random quote that you feel is appropriate, and just go with it!

Otherwise, "OXFORD COMMAS FOR LIFE!"

[-] callyral@pawb.social 2 points 3 months ago
[-] CaliforniaSober@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

We’re all worse off because of “chicken jockey”… everyone… even mentioning it makes the world dumber…

It’s the soulless void in every person that snapped onto chicken jockey like a magnet or some “thing” with no reason to do different or better../

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[-] JuxtaposedJaguar@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

Nothing personnel, kid.

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 months ago
[-] twice_hatch@midwest.social 2 points 3 months ago

Somebody probably deserves this

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

"Pizza's done"

It isn't like the enemy is going to be alive to ponder whatever I say and whoever recounts the tale will make up something more memorable anyway.

[-] laranis@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 months ago

Click, click <>

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 1 points 3 months ago
[-] 42yeah@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

… and that’s all she wrote.

[-] 2deck@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

"Hope they made a backup"

[-] Hikuro93@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"I leave all my stuff to... uhh..." 💣💥

[-] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

And that’s the end of my show! Donk.

[-] borokov@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Nobody wins a war...

[-] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

“Shit, did I leave the stove on?”

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

My main goal is to blow up.

[-] OceanSoap@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

I don't want to go.

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Be sure to drink your ovaltine

[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago
[-] rustyfish@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Looking at the enemy: Tell me if you heard this one. What did the Homo Sapiens say to the alien? Detonates the bomb

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 3 months ago

Boom goes the Dynamite!

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago
[-] vvilld@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

"Enoch built this, and Enoch will destroy it."

[-] frostysauce@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Hold my beer...

im the first letter of the alphabet now!

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