If this list was done for my class back when I was in school, realistically it'd just be slurs
Damn, you are probably right. Maybe this generation isn’t so doomed after all.
Much to do is always made of the kids personally I'm undecided. I have a feeling that they might go hard left after the formative experiences are Christmas being ruined by the right winger in the White House
Only if they receive the message that the left offers solutions, and not just more chaos.
I think you mean to say:
"Chat, is this generation COOKED?"
CaseOh: "Chat, we're cooked."
Chat: "Pls don't eat us!"
Story time! When I was in high school (~1998/99) a group of kids decided to start a “gang.” I went to a small Baptist school. Kids were bored. This was maybe second period. They called their gang the “Yo’s.” Saying “Yo” was pretty much the extent of their gang. By lunchtime a group of us got annoyed and decided to start a rival gang called the “No’s.” The Bloods to the Yo’s Crips. The sign you were a No was you grabbed a brown paper towel from the bathroom and wore it hanging from your back pocket.
Anyway, just before dismissal everyone was called into an assembly and given a lecture on gangs and told that anyone wearing a brown paper towel would receive a detention. I am still amused at how seriously our administration took this obviously stupid and juvenile joke.
Wait until you learn how seriously law enforcement took street gangs.
The whole Saints Row series was based on the dichotomy between incorrigible feral teens, a product of hands-off parenting while simultaneously running an international drug and crime syndicate
Of note is the property of ur-fascism the enemy [of the movement] is simultaneously strong and weak
Roflcopter, what an epic fail! The speech patterns of other generations are so not tubular or radical! Unlike my generation holds up spork we're too random to to be lame!
As an elder gen Z I can assure you that the list of banned things in my class circa 2015 was somehow worse. Just off the top of my head.
SpongeBob laugh
WW2 Propaganda (Just cause it's historical doesn't make it not pornography vaultdweller013)
Any discussion of the killdozer
Bulldozer noises
Tank noises (You will all make annoying lawyers)
Kazoos are not longer allowed
Compressed air canisters are banned especially if you have a whistle and duck tape
Arma is not allowed to be watched on computer property
Soviet national anthem
Russian national anthem
State anthem of Mississippi
Djibouti National anthem
Sakkinarven Polka
Those are just the ones I remember, I am the direct source of at least half of them.
They changed the state anthem of Mississippi a couple of years ago from Go Mississippi to One Mississippi. It's no longer contextually hilarious and not nearly as hoki. I guess Mississippi decided they were not on the right track and probably were never going to get to the top.
I will proceed to check out the national anthem of Djibouti and the state anthem of Mississippi. I might be back with some questions.
Not to be confused with band words:
I got to 6 before I realized why such words might be band.
There was a shirt, it was Mario + Mushroom = Big Mario. Our administration thought this was a drug reference. Some nerdy kid would wear the shirt and about half way through the day they would be wearing it inside out.
Literally a 40 year old reference, seniors still in working age was in their 20s when this game was released
How often was Emma saying Tweaking to get her own place on the board?
My thoughts exactly.
The best way to make sure everyone is saying those words is to ban them lol
And best way to make them stop being used, is using them completely wrong and with the "i am hip with the teens" attitude
fuck you emma!
As always, the best way to get kids to stop using these words is to use them yourself. Use the ancient cringe-power to disarm the youth 🦹🔥
As a teacher, I cannot tell you how much this changed my life. I just spew their random shit right at them, totally straight-faced, with a painful degree of enunciation. They do not say those words again in my presence. Their cringe feeds me. I also find it helpful to try to get them to define each term, in excruciating detail, then I destroy the word for them.
Seriously intrigued by “Darius noises”, hahaha
Had to look this up: https://www.tiktok.com/@irisa_darius/video/7440554144097668395?lang=en
Seems like Darius is a guy with autism that makes noises on TikTok. His caretaker (mother?) seems to think it's healthy to express himself and let off energy.
Ohio being on the list is pretty funny (assuming this is in the US). Going to make geography and history classes awkward.
What grade is this, that Edging and Goon were common enough terms that they had to be included here?
"Animal noises" is very broad. Furry persecution. :(
The fact that they lose "LiveSchool points", whatever those are, presumably for saying these words, is almost worse than the fact that they have this list at all. I don't know what that system is or how it works, but I already hate it.
This generation really is doomed - but not because of these words (or anything else it does, really)
In the 80s they let us say bitchin' in class because ''it's just slang for good''
Lmao Emma only cannot say Tweaking.
I get like 3 or 4 of those. Some of them I've heard out of context so I have no clue what they mean.
I'm 39.
Ohio is a no no word? But that's the name of a state?
Why is Ohio number three on this banned words list?
Always has been.
I thought I was old when I discovered I had arthritis. This makes me so feel much older.
Chat, we are so cooked. Diddy hit me with stage 5 LIGMA in Ohio.🥀 I tried to tell the huzz, but I had massive beta energy 🪫🥶 and just stood there like goofy ahh broke boy NPC.🧍No mames! 😫
I think I get maybe half of those, but can someone explain why Ohio is on the list?
It just means “the shittiest location you can imagine”. Sometimes the most honest words come out of the mouths of children.
Ohio gozaimasu.
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