Trump has seen the JFK assassination from all the camera angles and its significance was lost on him
Wouldn't surprise me if that was actually the case. "They missed the assassin and hit JFK instead? You're fired!"
Critical support
fuck really ?? this is how I find out I lost my job?
wait fuck
ignore me
keep posting comrades :fedposting:
JDPON Don trying his hardest to get whacked by his own deep state.
It would be so fun if some crazy CIA coup shit happened and made it to the history books
hey did this website just get about 1,200 posters quieter around here or is it just me?
Reddit in shambles after losing so many admins
facebook may as well close down
When a CIA ghoul stuck on a mission won't get evac because the admin staff who usually organizes contacting assets, flights, payment etc. was just fired
Or the agent himself waits for extraction, but the only thing coming instead is message "you're fired" (then he get fired upon).
no more half measures, the cia is woke mr president 
CIA is going to have to cut back on its entrapment operation budget. No longer has the money to be subtle about it.
On an unrelated note, hello fellow transsexuals. I hope your daily estrogen injection went as well as mine. Would any of you be interested in joining me in the acquisition of scheduled substances, the construction of large explosive devices, of the assassination of prominent political figures?
Oh hey, you're my woodworking buddy! How are things over in Langle- I mean your workshop?
Mostly building explosive devices by hand, of course. I assume you're doing the same?
Yes yes, just finished printing 100 illegal copies of the Anarchist cookbook to teach some teenagers how to make pipe bombs!
Ah, teaching is such a virtue! It's as Christ taught.
Give a man a pipe bomb, keep him armed for a day.
Teach a man to build a pipe bomb, keep him armed for the rest of his life.
I'm pretty sure that passage is somewhere in Luke. And ultimately, when better to teach people to build bombs than when they're young and have that nice neuroplasticity working in their favor? What you're doing makes sense from both a scientific and religious perspective!
Top-tier comment, well done
Makes a lot more sense now why the CIA was openly advertising for Chinese informants lmao
80% of the CIA work will be done by ChatGPT
I would remind all who are celebrating that the DOD budget was supposed to be cut by 8% each of the next four years, and touted as a win. How did that work out?
that 8% was apparently the yearly amount they’re moving to goons like palintir per annum
I guess he's going to be a lot more like JFK than we thought.
Hopefully he will continue to be like JFK for the rest of his life.
Please replace the CIA with chatgpt 
You can't! This is my calling given to me by my Heavenly Father!
er, I mean, this is so cool and good, don't you agree fellow Brotheren- LEFTIST I MEAN LEFTISTS
no more half measures walter
We have the best book depositories, don't we folks? 
As if having imposter syndrome wasn't hard enough!
Finally, some good news.
If only the ending of infernal affairs/the departed was they all just get fired
o no
this is for the beneift of putin and MSB.
LOL, LMAO even
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