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[-] Hikuro93@lemmy.world 78 points 2 months ago

I think I see many reasons why Debby is no longer in the picture.

Anyways, how far along, truck chief?

[-] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

That bitch hated patriotism.

[-] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Holy fuck. Red truck, pale fuck, blue truck. Red, white and blue.

His profile pic is a flag.

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 67 points 2 months ago

I can't help but feel awe for that belly. Some respect even.

[-] wheelie@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

Had a girlfriend with her dad like that. She insisted it was all muscle.

[-] bacon_saber@fedia.io 32 points 2 months ago

The mighty one-pack, aka a firm bubble filled with visceral fat

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

There might also be an inflamed fatty liver hiding out in there.

[-] SippyCup@feddit.nl 7 points 2 months ago

I call it the keg.

I used to have a mighty one pack, right out of high school my abs were a giant block of solid muscle. Theeeen I went to college and it just became fat.

[-] twice_hatch@midwest.social 30 points 2 months ago

Ten thousand crunches every morning

[-] haerrii@feddit.org 15 points 2 months ago

Ten thousand crunch wraps every morning?

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[-] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 67 points 2 months ago

As a former paramedic, this profile pic makes my back hurt

[-] medgremlin@midwest.social 29 points 2 months ago

As a former ER tech that had to hold up a belly that size for 30 minutes for a doctor to put in femoral central lines....I feel your pain. (literally)

[-] P1k1e@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

As a former sterile processing tech who had to clean the cholesterol out of reusable suction tubes....gross

[-] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

as a non healthcare person.. I've now lost my appetite because of all of the above. thx

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[-] LoveSausage@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

As a former yachtbuilder im worried over allowed cargo limits on that boat

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 38 points 2 months ago

Bro, how do people get to this point‽ I fell into a fair sized windfall and laid on the couch for almost a year smoking and drinking myself into a stupor every night. And I never got even close to this!

[-] MuAraeOracle@real.lemmy.fan 46 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

After the first year you are just getting started, you will need decades of commitment and sacrifice and you'll have to leave Debrah by the side of the road before you get there.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

A year isn't even enough time to give yourself proper liver disease, unless it's acute. But then you have a better chance of straight up dying from alcohol poisoning or DUI.

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[-] BakerBagel@midwest.social 10 points 2 months ago

It's also indicative of extreme liver damage

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[-] Tuxman@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

There’s this line in that new show I watched. The guy just gets dumped by his wife, goes like: « He needed to sit a minute…. He sat down 20 years » The scene hit like a brick

(Can’t find it dubbed.. sorry 😅 https://youtu.be/yaw5pRm364U )

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[-] madgepickles@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago

well, he's gonna be sitting at home soon when the tariff shortages hit this month

[-] tauren@lemm.ee 32 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

OUT OF A JOB AND PROUD. I SIT AT HOME AND GO FISHING. I HATE MY EX...

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[-] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

It'll still somehow be Biden's fault

[-] Tuxman@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

He’ll keep on truckin’….. for UberEats

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

hey, I mean Uber Freight is a thing now

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

It really is. What the fuck?

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[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Who will be able to afford ubereats?

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[-] dumbass@leminal.space 21 points 2 months ago

🎶Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
Because it feels so empty without me!

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

🎶Little hellions kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feeling like prisoners, helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells"bitch"🎶

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[-] iii@mander.xyz 21 points 2 months ago
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[-] Bernar_moustach@jlai.lu 19 points 2 months ago

Oh frig' off Randy bo bandy!

[-] HeartyOfGlass@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago

WHATCHU LOOKIN AT MY GUT FER?

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 months ago

~~WHATCHU LOOKIN AT MY GUT FER~~?

WHAT? YOU LOOKIN AT MY GUT FUR??

[-] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

"Frig off, Debrah!"

[-] Doll_Tow_Jet-ski@fedia.io 16 points 2 months ago

jesus christ that belly

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 2 months ago

There's my prince!

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

He may have some liver fat

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

He has the liver of ten thousand beers

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[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

You hear that ladies? He is single.

[-] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago

He needs an 18wheeler to haul all that gut.

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[-] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago
[-] pewpew@feddit.it 7 points 2 months ago

He is the truck

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 6 points 2 months ago
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