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[-] Binky@lemmy.sdf.org 50 points 1 week ago

Every damn day. “Is this a fucking joke or real?”

I mean Alcatraz? Gulf of America?

I feel like he watches TV and his pea brain decides “I think they should have…” Next thing you know, executive order.

[-] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

No no, that’s how it is. Fox will run a segment saying “some people say….”, then Trump shits it out on Twitter, then Fox runs the same segment again, saying “the president says…”

One time the turnaround for this was 90 seconds.

[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

What was the thing that had a 90sec turnaround?

[-] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

A dumb inflammatory remark about trans women. I don’t remember the exact one, sadly.

[-] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 week ago

So we need to flood channels with shows/movies about a misunderstood president with sinking approval ratings that makes the ultimate sacrifice, taking everyone in the room with him, who just happen to be every billionaire in the world.

[-] theparadox@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Also serves as a loyalty/obedience test AND gives him an excuse to punish anyone who disobeys. Tow the line or be targeted. Then when the real fascist shit starts you've slowly eliminated anyone with the balls to resist.

[-] CubitOom@infosec.pub 41 points 1 week ago

What is it with him and gulfs?

[-] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago

He thinks it's "golf."

[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago

He's taunting Google, seeing how far he can take it. They certainly rolled over nicely for "Gulf of America".

[-] iamanoldguy@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago

Don’t fall for the rage bait. Look behind the curtain. What else is going on that he’s trying to distract us from?

[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 11 points 1 week ago

Dismantling Congress comes to mind: kicking out all the Democrats. At least internationally, that sort of stuff makes much smaller waves than a nice clickety-click-oh-Donny-is-so-dumb.

[-] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Gestures vaguely at everything

[-] CheeryLBottom@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

It's hard to choose

[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

What rage in this case?

[-] TommySoda@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Gotta somehow make his friends in UAE and Saudi Arabia happy for when he realises the US doesn't have as much oil in the ground as it actually needs or can realistically extract in a meaningful timeframe. I mean, they literally just invested in his crypto scheme the other day.

[-] kescusay@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

~~invested in his crypto scheme~~ bribed him

Fixed that.

[-] PanArab@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

More like tributes so they aren’t turned into another Iraq or Syria or Yemen or Sudan or Libya

[-] PanArab@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I have no objections. That’s what it is already called in Arabic.

Fun fact in Turkish it is called Gulf of Basra, after the city in Iraq.

Another fun fact: in the grand scheme of things, Persians and Iranians are relative late comers to the region during the Babylonian Era; and the Gulf already had previous Sumerian, Elamite and Akkadian names. Late is in relation to the history of the region but when compared with the history of other regions 3000 years ago is a long time ago. Turks are even later-comers only 1000 years ago. I say this because they can’t claim that they named it first.

Final fun fact: Persians don’t live on the north coast of the Gulf, not in significant numbers and not historically, only Arabs live on both coasts even on the Iranian side.

PS: I am sympathetic to Iran in their struggle against imperialism and Zionism, and believe they have a right to develop whatever means to defend themselves and deter aggression. This naming dispute though, is something else for me regardless of Trump’s intentions.

[-] geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago

I object for the sole reason that Trump probably did this for the UAE.

[-] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Just Trump doing it is enough to object.

[-] PanArab@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

A very good and valid reason to object. A lot of Arab governments and heads of state have no business existing, let alone being in power.

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

Iranian leaders are already pushing back, saying renaming the gulf would be ‘indicative of hostile intent toward Iran’

But that’s the point

[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Literally anything to avoid helping average Americans.

More distractions as he continues his soft coup.

Arm yourselves. It's coming.

[-] RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Trump is a moron

[-] Kaput@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Is that the big news he said was coming in the Carney meeting?

[-] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

No, that'll be some kind of attack on us. Either he'll ramp up tariffs on Canada, or declare Alberta is now called North Montana and the 51st state.

[-] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Zionist Arabian Gulf would be fitting to why geographic name rewards are getting handed out.

this post was submitted on 07 May 2025
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