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Oh god
(sh.itjust.works)
Thankfully just a lip balm...
Too small, it's gonna get lost.
Cat wand toy.
Perforated bowel coming up
To my left is just a door. So I guess I gotta shove a whole door up my ass
... 40 oz metal water bottle...
Roll of toilet paper.
An ~12"x18"x1" wooden cutting board...
I can make this work.
Large banana stuffie. Could be worse.
It's like a 6ft x 2ft painting (2m x 0.7m roughly) on the wall. Going to be a rough night.
Computer 👀
A chair..
4 ft is about 1.2m - a Bo is typically around 1.8m
Air purifier....
Oh no it's my dog!
HARDER!!
I keep telling my girlfriend that yes, bulk liquid soap has its advantages, but have we really done a thorough analysis of the potential second and third order consequences?
Today its luggage. I'm gonna need a lube wale...a belube wale.
Floor to ceiling window…
I'm pretty sure air already does this
To my left is my dog Courage, she weighs about 50 lbs so having her shoved up my ass would probably end my life
Refrigerator. Oofta
Lol u from upper midwest?
I'm in bed laying on my right side... So the ceiling fan? 💀
A bigass shelf. I'm going to die.
A teaspoon, or worryingly the kitchen table upon which it is sitting.
Vlad the impaler
Perfect day* to be a martial artist
this post was submitted on 13 May 2025
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