can you imagine being in the military and having to dress up as some revolutionary officer fancy lad. I mean any costume in general besides their current official really betrays how much theatrical BS dominates the military.

it's like some sergeant bozo comes in wearing all his dress shit for like parade shit, but it has all his specific ribbons and awards, and he is proud of it because all his boys wear the same shit yadda yadda, and it's only tweaked every few years so there's some continuity to it being The Uniform.

and then somebody way higher up is like, "here's fluffy pirate shirt, white tights, pantaloons, big buckled shoes with high heel and here's a feather for your cap."

it's all heavy wool,.layers of BS, and now he's gotta march parade in fucking a DC summer. lmao, eat shit, welcome to the Disney parade, "hero".

So glad you guys saved money on frivolous things like... checks notes air traffic control to pay for this..

~~Bread~~ and circuses

oh man this is going to be so funny

a tremendous V-22 crash folks, believe me

Aren't military parades a bit taboo in the US? Like they don't do it very often and I think it was Reagan who kinda opposed them or something

Either way libs will never shut up about it.

JDPON Don is trying to match March of the Steel Torrent

Lmao

Sounds cool for the costumes, way to much effort when you can just go to a museum or something though

So, our draft-dodging president wants a $45 million military parade for his birthday, while simultaneously cutting essential services for veterans, because he considers it "wasteful spending"?

And Republicans still support this asshole? JFC.