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[-] Archangel1313@lemm.ee 6 points 3 days ago

So, our draft-dodging president wants a $45 million military parade for his birthday, while simultaneously cutting essential services for veterans, because he considers it "wasteful spending"?

And Republicans still support this asshole? JFC.

[-] Florn@hexbear.net 83 points 3 days ago

Please stop framing draft-dodging as a bad thing, especially in the context of the Vietnam War.

[-] Archangel1313@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago

How about in the context of Trump doing it so that he could spend his time banging more chicks?

[-] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 57 points 3 days ago

sex sounds like a less genocidal activity than going to vietnam but idk who can really say

[-] Florn@hexbear.net 53 points 3 days ago

In the context of deciding not to go overseas to murder people fighting a war of national liberation.

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[-] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 52 points 3 days ago

i don't really care why Trump dodged the draft, but it's better he did that than drop agent orange over Vietnam

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 47 points 3 days ago

trump-moist No Vietnamese ever called me Cheeto!

[-] Archangel1313@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago

It's far more likely that he would have died there, if he had gone.

[-] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 46 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Rich failsons tended to be given safe and cushy posts, and even beyond that most American soldiers in Vietnam survived. Literally no one should join the US military ever. It is always a worse thing to do than not doing it is.

Hypocrisy literally does not matter, GOP hogs do not have shame or moral beliefs, they do not have principles, they are literally just ravening demons wearing human skin who subsist on suffering and death and who do not perceive material reality or remember what they had for breakfast this morning. You're not owning them by accusing them of at one point doing the less bad thing when moral consistency would suggest they should have done the more evil thing which they advocate for, because they don't care, literally no one cares.

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[-] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago

If we're talking about probabilities here, his McDonald's based diet probably should have killed him already but he seems to be still kicking somehow 🙄

[-] Florn@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago

We have to go back in time to stop the Supersize Me movie

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

His insides have been pickled by Big Mac sauce

[-] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 31 points 3 days ago

The lying fake news media brainwashed you to believe that President Trump never fought in the vietnam war. This is false. Mr. Trump was a master sergeant in the green berets and had 60 confirmed kills. He was so lethal that the nva who survived his raids called him "the teflon don" because bullets bounced right off him.

[-] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Parallel Universe where Trump dies after going to Vietnam and paying for his Huey to have marble floors and a water feature installed, messing up the weight balance and causing it to plow into an ARVN run opium den in Saigon.

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

Make it a tight 85 minute comedy and im on board

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