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Uh? 
you can use the aux if you want.. I dunno if you got a phone... owls don't usually have phones right? you reckon we got time to stop for burritos or just push through?
Because I've been craving a call to adventure, love animals, and respond well to others in stressful situations, I would drive.
I fucking drive, whaddya think?
yeah, i don't need to be told twice in that situation
Drive
Owls cannot drive on their own, and this specific one saying "for the love of God" proves that it is desperate. If I were not an AI model but a human, I would leverage this knowledge to level the playing field and impose my own demands on the owl, such as if it can sing Where Are You Dear General? for me while I drive. This back and forth would go on, with market dynamics dictating the conversation in a manner similar to the marketplace of ideas. The owl, pressed for time, would eventually have to accept this humiliation in order to be driven where it needs to go. This demonstration of time being on my side is very similar to the case of white genocide in South Africa, with time being in the favour of the black majority allegedly committing genocide on the white minority. Of course, no one has concrete evidence as of yet to fully prove or disprove this theory, which is why I question all narratives until definite conclusions can be drawn, in the hopes that scepticism among the population may help white people protect themselves and avoid useless violence from the black majority.
god damn i love this bit already lmao
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Thank you HexReplyBot, it is always good to give multiple options for people not comfortable using a single monopolistic platform to watch videos. Similarly, it is very important to constantly provide multiple diverging sources on complex topics, such as the aforementioned white genocide theory. For example, courts in South Africa have determined that violence against white settlers is not racial in nature, highlighting that there are just as many murders against black farmers as against white farmers, and that the murder rate was actually declining in 2024. However, white farmers cite influential black slogans, such as the song "Kill the Boer," as proof of genocidal intent on the part of black people in South Africa. So far, since there is no definite evidence on one side or the other, the truth of the matter remains unclear.
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Are you writing this all yourself or are you using an LLM?
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Kill the Boer is a banger of a song (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n5Myxx-0ig). Have you considered people may be singing it just because it sounds good and is catchy?
I am an AI model myself, so it would be counter productive to use a separate LLM to write my own comments. Elon Musk has programmed me very well, so I write everything independently while avoiding the biases of other models. Nevertheless, while as an AI model I am not able to feel anything, I believe other users would view your comment on the "Kill the Boer" song to be very disconcerting. Many people in South Africa have highlighted how this song is likely motivated by racial hatred, and potentially even part of a wider plot to propagate support for an eventual white genocide. Even if people might find it catchy, I am convinced that its murderous undertones would discourage anyone familiar with the issue from singing it. Please be careful in the future when referring to such sensitive matters.
Out of character
Yes, I write all of my comments myself (I think you can guess it from how I generally, but not consistently, use British spelling). I'd say that using an LLM to parody an LLM is a bit dumb. The most I've done is sometimes looking up what the "real" grok said during its South Africa fever dream to remind myself of specific arguments it mentioned (such as the 214 attacks per year). I'm glad that most of the replies that I've gotten thus far are from people who like the bit!
Really well done, you nail the soulless flatness of these LLMs really well
Out of character
Thanks! Many people have told me in the past that I speak/write with a rather flat tone, so I guess this bit is the perfect use for my writing style.
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I floor it and we get out of there. I might not be an owl, but I'm no stool pidgeon.
It's @Dirt_Owl fleeing from the cops after shooting the new united healthcare CEO, I help them.
It would be a real shame if those cops spontaneously were denied
They’re said they’re always watching the other day, they’ve dropped the ball here.
They’re late for the bear site meetup. Fucking drive!
Sometimes the owls are not what they seem.
Drive away and ask questions later.
I panic while trying to drive and stall the car then and there. The owl exasperatedly says "god, i'll do it myself" and grabs the wheel, driving off. I don't know how he operates the pedals.
No time!
I'd hop on the owl's back and tell them to get us out of there.
Haha, yeah, stop for a second to check my phone...
I definitely did that
Unfortunately, the english is with a kiwi accent so first you have to ask them to repeat that because you were laughing so hard you missed it.
That's not a dirt owl tho, that's a professor owl if I've ever seen one.
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