I do self-criticism constantly because I’m trapped in a MAGA cult where patriots (white terrorists) criticize me mercilessly for having a communist credit card (VISA Silver Signature Rewards)
They won’t let me order meatlover's pizza anymore because the phone is Chinese and “relying on others to deliver pizza with a communist app” is “woke”







: “I will raise my prices, they haven’t gotten any better and costs really haven’t increased. I just want more money, mwa ha ha!”
: “Idk bro, that’s low even for me.”
: “buh..buh…buh….that’s STEALING! What is this, Soviet China?”


