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[-] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The cloud is just someone elses computer, you could pay 19.99 a year for 100 gbs of storage on some shady corporations server somewhere for them to inevitably jack up the price. Or you could not be an idiot and buy a 128 gb flash drive for 14.99 one time and have that storage forever.

[-] Jyek@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago

Flashdrives are not forever storage. Flashdrives corrupt literally all the time. And old flashdrives that sit around also corrupt while not in use. If you care about your data, store that data in multiple places. Follow the data hygiene rules. 3 2 1: 3 copies of the data, on 2 different storage mediums, with 1 copy off-site.

[-] BigDiction@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Got it so buy a second drive, and pay $15/mo to the cloud storage company.

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[-] m3t00@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

forever is a long time. distributed copies might last beyond my time. eh

[-] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

You think you can do better for 15 dollars go ahead.

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[-] m3t00@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

buy the 32g thumbs for about $5. load with mp3s-4s and give as gifts. for backups

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[-] Redkey@programming.dev 37 points 1 day ago

I recently wasted multiple evenings going through this with my partner's photos on both OneDrive and Google. It was a nightmare, trying to disentangle their systems from the cloud, and delete stuff from the cloud (they were hitting the free quotas, which was causing problems) without also deleting that content locally.

I ended up doing a full backup from the cloud to an external drive and unplugging it just to be sure, then carefully using the awful web interfaces to delete a bunch of photos and videos from the cloud after deactivating all the auto-backup "options", which is apparently the only way to do it without also wiping your local media. There doesn't seem to be any way to do it while using the "service" normally on the device; any attempt to delete from the cloud will also delete your local copy.

People have called me paranoid for seeking out and removing/deactivating these "services" with extreme prejudice on my own devices, but this experience was even worse than I'd imagined.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Yeah, such a service, deleting your files!

I ran into a fun one where both google and Xiaomi backed up my photos, that was a nightmare to save and clean out. They would write back deleted files (hey look we restored your list files!) and the other service would back them up again lol.

It's almost as it's not meant to be useful but a trap to fall into eh.

[-] Midnitte@beehaw.org 3 points 1 day ago

trying to disentangle their systems from the cloud, and delete stuff from the cloud (they were hitting the free quotas, which was causing problems) without also deleting that content locally.

...and that's Microsoft's entire game. Get old people to pay more for higher tiers of storage because your mom doesn't understand why she has no storage left for the family picnic photos.

[-] czech@lemm.ee 148 points 1 day ago

I love my jobs implementation of onedrive. It copies files from my hardrive, erases the local copy, and then loses the remote version.

[-] Bezier@suppo.fi 103 points 1 day ago
[-] double_quack@lemm.ee 15 points 1 day ago

I died with this hahahahha

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[-] xspurnx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago

As soon as I saw that mustache I wanted to get out my knife as well.

[-] Gonzako@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Hey, moustaches make you a better programmer

[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Something, something, Linux, something, something, autism.

[-] m3t00@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

dd -of /dev/null

[-] double_quack@lemm.ee 37 points 1 day ago

Eventually, they're gonna make changing the OS illegal and burn in windows into the hardware. Welcome to the world of tomorrow! 🙃

[-] guynamedzero@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago

And that’s the point where I’ll go off the grid

[-] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

Buy a ThinkPad, download Wikipedia, print as many books as you can, spend 6 months binding those books, die from dysentery or almost starve to death in winter.

This is also my retirement plan.

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[-] toastmeister@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

I remember having a 90$ Android phone that was also loaded with bloatware.

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[-] Zink@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

Man, with the Linux users on one side and daddy Microsoft high on the cloud, C: don’t get no respect!

[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 day ago

microsoft: hey lets set up onedrive and make it your new documents folder for everything on your computer

also microsoft: oh yeah you only get 15gb unless you pay more but we won't tell you that and once full you can't use your documents folder

[-] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 25 points 1 day ago

This sounds like a problem I'm too Linux to understand

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[-] scheep@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

Why MIcrosoft can't develop a good desktop app when they have a huge amount of money and loads of staff. Not to mention owning the operating system a majority of people use, meaning the app, syncing, backing up, etc. can be super optimised for it without any fuss for using workarounds. NO MS, PUTTING ALL MY FILES INTO A "OneDrive" FOLDER IS NOT A GOOD IDEA. WHY IS THERE TWO OF THEM??? "OneDrive" and "OneDrive - [org name]"???? WHAT??? AND YOUR TASKBAR ICON THING FOR ONEDRIVE IS ANNOYING. WHY CAN'T I QUIT ONEDRIVE WITHOUT OPENING THE MENU?????????

Thankfully I switched to more competent cloud providers. pCloud is pretty good, they just sync your files. No stupid "moving all your folders into a pcloud folder and making two of them one of which is empty for some reason". Super duper simple. And pcloud definitely has many times less budget and staff than MS. Jottacloud is also great, pretty similar to pcloud in that it only syncs files. WHY ARE THESE MUCH SMALLER COMPANIES DOING A WAY BETTER JOB THAN MS???????

[-] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

The reason MS puts all the main folders in onedrive is because users are tech illiterate. Most dont understand they need to place files into a special directory to be swished away to the cloud service. I know, because I've done the same thing when i setup my parents pc with linux... no matter how many times i explain "just place the files in this folder to automatically synced" all their files just up in the standard home directories never to be synced. I ended up just symbolic linking the home directory to one in the cloud directory. >_>

Now how MS managed to even fucked that up.... well thats a whole other story.

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[-] m3t00@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

ms permmisions tricks... take ownership of it's folder. delete other perms. everyone denied. gets an error and doesn't start. done

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

And people say you have to be a hacker to use Linux.

[-] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

I just uninstalled it on my work pc. I got fed up when certain applications saved a cache to somewhere in %APPDATA% that got backed up every Tuesday. The apps then saw the cache changed and attempted to reconcile the changes and corrupted my work.

Never again.

[-] m3t00@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

ms backup has never worked. onedrive will come back until you trip it and let it think it's already installed. btdt

[-] fishy@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

Almost all the new hires at work save shit to one drive and teams and it's incredibly annoying to locate anything. Just save it to the dang shared drive.

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[-] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago

A reminder that if your data is not backed up in a different physical location, then it is not safe.

[-] NotAGamer@lemmy.org 82 points 2 days ago

Reminder that you should choose where to back up to, not Microsoft.

[-] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Agreed, but most people don't backup at all. Then complain very loudly when they lose everything and blame everyone else other than themselves. Saw it daily fixing people's phones.

The technically inclined were the worst offenders, they always felt like they knew better than the defaults but they never actually set anything up.

OneDrive sucks but it is better than losing everything because your shit suddenly dies.

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[-] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago

TRY AGAIN IN THREE DAYS

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

I'm gonna go buy a copy of Linux

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago

I will sell you my copy. DM me, I'll give you a deal

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 day ago
[-] lordnikon@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

I miss boxed copies of Linux $50 and you got a thick book with it.

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