Television set.

“Nobody wants to work any more” or “kids aren’t disciplined anymore”, and “millenials…something something something” to refer to any generation younger than them.

"People don't have pensions anymore?"

No, Mom, we don't.

Something I once heard my sister say to our grandniece, "I saw the Beatles live."

In my day.

Let me just talk for a while, you'll get some

pulling myself up by my bootstraps

You kids, get off my lawn!

Boy, I sure love owning a house.

"Knee high to a grasshopper" (short)

"Beyond the pale" (outside social norms, I think. Maybe just strange)

"Dance maven"

"I'll just do that in my copious free time..." (sarcastically, because you are too busy)

"Copacetic" (it's all good)

"Heavy" (meaning important, grave)

I learned all of these thirty years ago from a man in his fifties. He was full of interesting expressions.

"Kids these days don't want to work."

After living with my grandma for so long I started saying "god willing" and people keep telling me it makes me sound old lol

"moderate Republicans"

Dad gum

“Which was the style at the time…”

I couldn't remember the song title Pink Pony Club and called it Hoke Pokey Unicorn the other day.... so that

Ouch! I must have slept wrong.

“Back in my day”

"I'm not THAT old, but ..."

"Here, have a Werther's."

"Comment ça vas"

i am from Louisiana

Define "Old People"

Speak up Sonny.

My dad called rootbeer floats “boston coolers” and called BigBoy’s restaurants “Manners”

Im trying to keep boston coolers alive.

“Do you want to go to the pictures?”

My knees hurt.

'Like watching a monkey try to fuck a football'

'About as useful as a wooden dick on a sawhorse'

Etc.

What should I do with my savings today?

The other day someone told me "bamboozle" is something only old people say

Shaking like a dog shittin’ prune seeds

“Nobody died in Tiananmen Square”