I'm gonna choose the side effect and you choose the power:
"I ___, but only when I'm hard."
am the world's greatest kindergarten teacher
Can revive the dead
"I'm gonna explain everything later, just don't interfere."
Shapeshifting
It hurts extremely because your whole body is physically altered.
Worth it.
With the snap of my fingers I can instantly cause the death of authoritarian dictators.
Ability to make cheese at will.
it is extruded and harvested from your nipples
I would get the biggest fattest breast implants possible and be a stripper with a built-in cheese dispenser.
Teleportation
You can only teleport your body. Meaning you will always arrive naked.
Be able to transform into animals
The transformation takes about a week each way. So you have a lot of awkward time where you've got furry privates and horrible clawed hands while you wait for the change to complete.
Oh you had to go there - Op becomes the most successful account on patreon.
The ability to get my DnD group to have a sensible, routine schedule, with no cancelations.
Mind reading
It turns out nobody really thinks often enough for you to get any information
Ohh! this *is *a nice game!
Ok, my superpower is ... Autism!
Edit: The answers were even better than i expected! Thank you all :D
You now have autism, but you don’t know how to use it appropriately in social settings.
Your downside is also Autism
Super strength
You fart continuously while using it.
Probably the most realistic of the side effects
When I’m completely naked I’m invisible.
When you're not completely naked, your clothes are invisible
When a lemmy user responds to me with a side effect, I can, by choice, reflect or absorb said side effect
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