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Have my nose grow every time I lie
I can now shoot fresh spaghetti from my fingertips. Each fingertip shoots a continuous spaghetti noodle at an alarming rate with a range of about 4 feet. My thumbs will shoot a delicious meat sauce at a comparable rate and range.
Even though it's delicious, it's violently spicy. Just like wolverine you feel every thing.
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Superpower - Simon the likeable. I come across to everyone as so calming, disarming, friendly and persuasive that I can convince anyone to do anything just by talking to them.
Everyone who interacts with you immediately forgets who you are or why they are doing what you convince them to do as soon as they stop seeing and hearing you. They will continue to do as you instructed them, but they won't know why. Once it's done, they will continue life as though they've never met you unless you introduce yourself again.
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ability to make people say/do what you want them to
But you have to say it with a silly voice, and if either of you laughs the effect is broken.
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Neural typical ignoramus is what I choose. I'd like to be able to ignore what's happening in my country and be happy like a bunch of these dumbassss
You fall into a right wing incel cult and get shot by the police after trying to kill a liberal politician.
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this post was submitted on 25 May 2025
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