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Trump is gonna crash the economy because stock bros called him a chicken (hexbear.net)
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[-] Llituro@hexbear.net 76 points 2 months ago

MCFLY, I HEARD YOU WERE TOO CHICKEN TO BREAK UP THE IMPERIALIST ENTITY

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago

speech-side-r-1 Nobody calls me chicken! speech-side-r-2 seen-this-one

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 61 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

We are going to crash this economy with no survivors joker-che

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

You're a big country. Will it hurt?

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

U U U U

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

I'm surprised we don't have any Bane emotes

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Baneposting ? In this economy ?

[-] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

This is probably the most emoji-worthy/meme-able image of the character.

spoiler

If someone wants to make a post on emote request comm they can, otherwise @WhyEssEff@hexbear.net

[-] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 59 points 2 months ago

Would be funny if he declared 100% tariff on all countries tomorrow

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago

Inshallah. I know JDPONDon reads Hexbear while eating his Cheeseburgers. Hexbear has only good ideas Mr. Trump you can trust us to finish the JOB

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

Weren't they over 100% for China at one point?

[-] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago

Yes, and like the chicken he is, he walked them back!

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

TACO

[-] huf@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

200% tariffs on every country including puerto rico and vermont

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 44 points 2 months ago

ACTUALLY IM NOTY FUCKING CRYING I M ACXTUIAL:LY IM FUCKING LAUGHING @ YOU NOT ME

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago

please don't put in the newspaper that i got mad

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago

lol he’s 1000% walking back the new tariffs within a week

[-] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago

FUTURES RISE AS FEDERAL TRADE COURT BLOCKS TRUMP'S GLOBAL TARIFFS

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

Trump might arrest them and put them in El Salvador Gitmo.

[-] jack@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

The capitalist class would truly be tearing itself apart. Much opportunity.

[-] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 2 months ago

Is this an 'inflection point'?

[-] MayoPete@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

It will be an inflection point for my trading account pete-eat

Just give me a chance to load up on VIX Calls before it all comes burning down cool-zone

[-] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 months ago

I'm all about that FAZ myself but open to exploring other ETFs

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[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

I like to imagine that Trump misunderstood the question initially and thought the guy was asking if he wanted a taco, he was outraged because he hates "ethnic" food.

[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago

TACO BOWL

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago

I LOVE HISPANICS

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

My "I love Hispanics" shirt has alot of people asking questions already answered by my shirt

[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

The quote itself is gold.

Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics!

[-] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

No chicken, no chicken. You're the chicken.

[-] miz@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

chicken-bop

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

Marty McFly and his issue w being called a chicken.

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

Trump has small tiny little paper hands

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

I need a man with big strong diamond hands to hold all my apes

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

monke-return

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[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Nah, he won't crash the economy. He's too much of a chicken.

Don't screenshot this comment to him, by the way.

[-] Rey_McSriff@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

President Drumph is shrinking into a freakin' corn cob

[-] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

sicko-crowd chicken-bop

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Somebody needs to create a new initialism: TACO TRUCK. Or meta - TACO TRUMP.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

I got like 40% of the way through before I gave up. Christ that's hard.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

I had to cheat a little.

TACO TRUMP = Tariffs are cstep one. Trump's ramping up moronic procedures.

[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

Tariffs Reanimate Unpleasant Monetary Policy

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[-] buttwater@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

We live in silly times

[-] MrSilkworm@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 months ago

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'd rather call him out on breaking his promise to end the Ukraine war.

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[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

I wonder how many times the line can go up and down based on him pulling out of tariffs constantly before the line just... stays down

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

mr president sir your fired

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