Me wondering what obese has to do with it... "Dailymail" oh... Got it.
Somehow it follows us from FB to Twitter to Reddit to here.
Also the bold all caps FIVE... Like, can you beleive an obese person can have multiple people interested in them?
What does daily mail have to do with it? Bitch is obese. Can the news not report facts anymore. Are people so used to clickbait that factual headlines bother them. I guess clickbait really has won.
Is she:
✅Obese
✅Woman
✅FIVE lovers
I can see why folks are so upset, but the obesity is the only thing that makes this story interesting in today's crazy world.
Articles need a hook. Like meth or maga or madness or incest or ... obesity. That's how they get read.
Now .. I imagine most of you don't have any experience with polyamory. A LOT of those folks are morbidly obese. So the joke here is that DM is screaming about an everyday fact of that community in order to hype a .... murder? (dunno, dont care about theses idiots, didnt read.)
She's got a type
People who wear orange 😍
But I wanted lemon-lime!
And range!
She has all her stat points in Charisma.
I'm tempted to say: "you do see the same guys i'm seeing?" Doesn't take a lot of charisma, she seems to have caught a bundle of lost souls and used them.
The guy on the bottom right is the only one actually nailing that look.
That's why he's the Husband
Shit I got port and starboard reversed again
check the Emergency Captain's Panel
Whaaaat, bottom middle for me, except he’s got mean eyes. That might be a reflection of his recent circumstances though, I can’t imagine he’s in a great mood.
What #3 lacks in hair he makes up for in heart!
His hair is fucking majestic.
He looks like he should be playing lead guitar in a folk band or something. Like he's from some parallel universe's version of Fleet Foxes.
My fat ass thinking "wow really?! How?!"
then I saw the men... no thanks
It appears she chooses quantity over quality.
the men chose quantity instead of quality too, in a sense
Quantity has a quality on its own.
I hate to read the daily mail, and can only apologise for linking to it but the story is great.
They kept him in a motel for a week, before letting him visit a store where he contacted someone who contacted his mum, to come rescue him ...
The victim was rescued only when his captors allowed him a brief trip to a nearby Speedway convenience store on March 21, as reported by FOX8.
During the moment of freedom, he managed to make contact with someone who then alerted his mother.
'When he was there, he made contact with an individual, who got in contact with the victim's mother,' Sprow explained.
His mother immediately rushed to the Red Roof Inn to rescue her son, and police were called to the scene.
Is that Richard Stallman?
They're wearing orange so it might just be that they aren't allowed to shave or take care of their presentation in jail
Burn on Stallman
The answer to that question is always yes.
In response to the comment in the screenshot.
Also about the comment, i think she was in a Johnny Depp phase, when she built the 4th guy.
You, too, can be in a polyamorous relationship if you get on meth. Woohoo!
Bottom right had bits of Adrien Brody DNA. Bottom middle had bits of Guillermo del Toro. Husband, maybe Geico Caveman? Top two, I got nothing. Top-middle is like Wish.com Kurt Cobain, maybe. Top-right kinda looks like a former professor of mine, but that's not helpful.
Top right reminded me of someone, I’ve been racking my brain for the last couple of hours and finally figured it out.
Its always a huge hit to the self esteem when you see people like this with many lovers and I can't even get a date.
One of the guys might be free. Gotta get in line for her tho ...
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