Remake Team America with real Matt Damon.

Memento, with any of Guy Pearce, Joe Pantoliano or Carrie-Anne Moss. All would be good

The Matrix, with either Lawrence Fishburn or Joe Pantoliano (again lol)

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. Keep Ricardo Montalban.

Edit: Alien. Keep Sigourney Weaver.

Home Alone - keep Kevin

die hard

alan rickman

The Princess Bride. Keep Fred Savage, but as an adult.

Sonic the Hedgehog, Jim Carrey

Resevoir Dogs

Kirk Baltz.

Shaun of the Dead - Bill Nighy

Blue Velvet. Keep Isabella Rossellini. Maybe that’s too dark.

Fifth Element - Bruce Willis

The attempted mugging would be hilarious. The cookie monster screaming "gimme da cookies!" Miss Piggy as the supreme being.

Eraserhead. Keep the baby.

A Few Good Men - Tom Cruise

The Holy Mountain

Keep Jodorowsky.

Star Wars: A New Hope and obi-wan

Tropic Thunder - Tom Cruise

Cast Away. Tom Hanks.

It's a movie that starts really goofy, gets serious for a long time, and is then oddly goofy again.

Pirates of the Caribbean, keep Johhny Depp.

Toy Story

Andy

Terminator. Arnold.

Home alone, Kevin

Titanic.

Kate Winslet stays human.

• Iron man, the only human is happy the driver.
• All adam sandler movies and adam sandler is the only human (I believe it would just amplify his movies)

Jurassic Park, the velociraptor

The Departed, Leonardo DiCaprio

The matrix, neo is the non muppet.

Alternatively, everyone is a human except for neo who is miss piggy

The Shawshank Redemption. Morgan Freeman

Hellboy - Ron Perlman

Total Recall - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Tim Curry

Legend

The Exorcist

Linda Blair

Doom, Dwayne Johnson

Star Trek VII, Marina Sirtis.

From Dusk Till Dawn - Salma Hayek

12 Monkeys - Jeffrey Goins

The Big Lebowski - The Dude

Deadpool vs Wolverine - Wolverine

The Goonies - Chunk

Pirates of the Caribbean - Jackie Sparrow (by Amber Heard)

Donnie Darko. Donnie Darko.