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Know your infinities (sub.wetshaving.social)
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[-] FellowHuman@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago

I just dump everything to /dev/null

[-] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 29 points 1 month ago

Should have considered that before they installed it in my self esteem.

[-] duhbasser@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Ah damn. You must’ve gotten the wrong version. Sorry about that but the quick fix is to try to override it when thinking about it so yea…

[-] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 3 points 1 month ago

I'm running the "terminally online" version and when I try thinking about it my kernel panics and then starts requesting me to turn off critical system processes. Is there a tech support number I can not call to not fix this issue I'm unwilling to face, making it worse? Or idk... somewhere I can scream into without being told not to, due to insurance coverage issues?

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

You need the Void DLC as that would cover the liability issues with your abyss, unfortunately it sometimes gets full, leading to long periods of weeping during happy moments.

[-] Rooskie91@discuss.online 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Be careful, if you scream into the abyss long enough, it will scream back.

"STOP SCREAMING AT ME!"

[-] grue@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

The abyss is the ocean; the void is space.

If you scream into the abyss, you'll get water in your lungs and drown.

If you stare into the void, you'll just see stars and stuff (as opposed to staring into the abyss, which is mysterious and unsettling because you actually can't see through it very far).

[-] katze@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 month ago

Look, I'm a busy man. I don't have time to stare into an abyss, then scream into a void. I need something universal.

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Might I suggest jerking into the vacuum?

[-] PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago
[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Well I guess that depends on your goals, doesn't it?

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Try new "Hole". Scream, stare, jork, or shit. Anything is possible with "Hole". Certified organic and biodegradable.

New "Hole"!

[-] Krudler@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

If you don't have time, make time.

[-] double_quack@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

WRONG

null is to scream at:

echo "aaaaaaahh!!!!" >/dev/null

random is to stare at

cat /dev/random

or if you just wanna think about it a little bit:

head /dev/random

[-] NABDad@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

If we scream into the void, how will we hear it when it calls?

[-] mmddmm@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

Oh, you will notice the call of the void, don't worry about that.

[-] Botzo@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Be wary of subscribing to the void too. I cancelled a long time ago, but for some reason they keep calling.

[-] Rooskie91@discuss.online 7 points 1 month ago

That's the thing about voids, always room for more.

[-] PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

"We've been trying to reach you about your extended void..."

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Abyss = what you follow Illidan into

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Misunderstood instructions, and abyss is now screaming into me. Anybody help?

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Well, abyss certainly has the spirit but the technique seems off. Try gently guiding abyss with clear, direct instructions, like "lower" or "mas lengua", to help them improve. Lovemaking, like all relationships, is all about communication.

[-] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 1 month ago

What happens if I stare into the void?

[-] mmddmm@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

The void is shy. Don't make it uncomfortable.

[-] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 month ago

staring harder.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

You can set up automatic withdrawal from your checking account.

[-] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 month ago

I'd prefer manual withdrawal from my 'very much not checking it' account.

[-] perishthethought@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago
[-] Deestan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Not much but people will look at you funny.

[-] MLX@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Yeah sure I stare into the abyss but I definitely try to fill my void with alcohol.

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 1 month ago
[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago

If you scream into the abyss, the abyss screams back: "STFU!"

[-] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

I'm just screaming at the abyss for staring back. Rude.

[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[-] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 1 points 1 month ago

If I piss into a sinkhole in the woods, does a bear give a shit?

[-] arin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Now my cat is deaf. Ty

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