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[-] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 131 points 1 week ago

Which 4th May is this from? Because if it's from 2007 then that's a perfectly reasonable mid-range machine, but if it's from last month then I really hope he's only using it as a personal Linux box for tinkering.

[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Well, the x1950 Pro is from Oct 2006 but Grindr didn't launch until March 2009. And I don't know if it launched with the iconic colours but I don't remember any other colours and I do remember using Grindr in 2010. Not sure about 2009.

Edit: nice dick tho

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago

You remember using Grindr? Hah, gay

[-] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Good thing that was the giveaway, and not the "nice dick" edit, because I'd like to point out that it's perfectly normal to compliment an acquaintance's dick or give it a suck.

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

I mean it's from at least roughly back when ATi was a thing

[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

That’s actually kind of sad.

I remember doing a ton of stuff on my core 2 Duo iMac with 2gb ram.

Sure, you won’t be playing cyberpunk, but it ran all the creative suite apps, a few games, and I did a ton of image editing, made movies, and did programming on it.

[-] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

My 2007 MacBook (white plastic) had a Core 2 Duo and 4GB RAM. For my first MacBook it was a perfectly usable laptop, but boy did it drop off a cliff fast. Tried putting Linux on it a while back, but it didn't want to know.

Meanwhile, the 2011 MacBook I replaced it with (Core i7, 16GB RAM) is running Mint like a dream.

[-] galoisghost@aussie.zone 4 points 1 week ago

Or he’s just saying he’s an older gentleman

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

A gentleman using a Core 2 Duo rig from a more civilised age.

[-] CatDogL0ver@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Old enough to be someone's father or grandfather

[-] Shawdow194@fedia.io 79 points 1 week ago

Those are like espresso machine specs nowadays

[-] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Buddy I have less than that I'm so fukken done... I'm bout to go to hexbear mutual aid and beg for some buck to get a new pc...

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 9 points 1 week ago

Could be a perfectly good FreeBSD box!

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[-] TinyLittlePuni@lemmy.world 59 points 1 week ago

Intel Core 2 Duo? 4 GB DDR3 RAM?

Cretaceous period intensifies

[-] ThunderLegend@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago

That was my home server specs til February. Upgraded to a third gen i5 and 8gb ram

[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 week ago

I don't know what you guys are talking about?
I've used an old laptop with Windows 11 (just because I wasn't supposed to) which had Core 2 Duo T7500 (upgraded from T7100), 4GB of DDR2 RAM, GeForce 8600M GT, but with an SSD rather than HDD. Pretty usable with that thing.

Unfortunately it broke, but I think it would still be just as good.

[-] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

oh god what the fuck you ran windows fucking 11 on it??? i have no words

[-] 0x0@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

Pretty usable with that thing.

Unfortunately it broke, but I think it would still be just as good.

So pretty usable until windows 11 broke it?

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[-] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 54 points 1 week ago
[-] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

I wouldn't have gotten that far. That utter savage can't even tell the difference between MT/s and MB/s.

[-] phantomwise@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I know you're supposed to say size doesn't matter and I don't want to be mean, but really... 4GB DDR3 RAM? 🤣 🤣 🤣

[-] SGforce@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 week ago

Considering the rest of his specs, it's ridiculous overkill.

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[-] realitista@lemm.ee 21 points 1 week ago

I hope this is a really old meme, otherwise I fell bad for my bro.

[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 1 week ago

otherwise I fell bad for my bro

Not sure if you meant to write "feel", but it is too late now.
Maybe you should get in touch 😏

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago

Pretty sure that set up and this guy both sucked before Grindr launched.

[-] iamjackflack@lemm.ee 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Eww 5400 rpm hdd, even in the year here the pc is new is a hard no (also the drive would be 500 gb not 512 that’s an ssd thing not mechanical drives typically). 7200 rpm and highest cache amount possible please

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[-] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago

...what year is this???

[-] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Intel

Okay off to a bad start.

Core 2 Duo

Ok boomer.

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Seagate never made a 512GB HDD at least that I can find.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Now, now, I'm sure the first guy was "enhancing" his own specs a little bit, too. We all do it.

That said, there are some arguably similar drives listed at 500 GB capacity on ebay. But it's not the size of the disk, it's the gesticulation of the allocation.

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[-] cRazi_man@europe.pub 9 points 1 week ago

Are you telling me this post is fake?

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[-] emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

Im almost positive they did, i had one in my core 2 quadro machine iirc, but it was 7200rpm not 5400.

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~5 inches thick means the circumference, I assume? Because a ~12cm diameter sounds rather uncomfortable.

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[-] azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

You completely forgot to mention it runs Arch

[-] tempest@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That is implied.

The Arch is slightly to the left.

[-] carl_dungeon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

5 inches thick? It’s a chunky clam chowder can, yikes

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[-] Gork@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 week ago
[-] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago
[-] 0x0@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

...squints a little...

[-] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 7 points 1 week ago
[-] bollybing@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 1 week ago

That X1950 pro and Core 2 Duo are pretty awesome if the year is 2007. 5400rpm HDD lets it down a bit though.

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[-] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago
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[-] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 6 points 1 week ago

But what's the radius of the balls?

[-] Gorge@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago
[-] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 5 points 1 week ago

He better, because he doesn't game for sure

[-] cuerdo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I can strapolate his other stats based on these

[-] FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

I can strapolate all the stats are what he made up in his head

[-] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

Also, HMU with Blue's profile. I want to get some work out tips from him.

[-] anachrohack@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

And they say romance is dead

[-] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 4 points 1 week ago
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