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[-] Randelung@lemmy.world 69 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Stabbitha@lemmy.world 33 points 3 weeks ago

Right next to the apple vine

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 9 points 3 weeks ago

A Vine is just a flat tree after all

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[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 68 points 3 weeks ago

What an idiot. My father didn’t labor in the vegetable mines for his entire life to be disrespected this way.

[-] proper@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago

i’ve got the cauliflower lung, pop

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[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 53 points 3 weeks ago

Potatoes are definitely apples. The French call them "pommes de terre", apples of the earth. Ipso facto.

I will not be accepting questions at this time.

[-] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago

The german term for horse shit is "horse apples", Pferdeäpfel. Proof that horses are really potatoes.

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[-] lime@feddit.nu 51 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

ai visionary/harry potter fanfiction master eliezer yudkowsky, folks. the man's intellect is perpendicular to the rest of humanity. truly inspiring.

this is why i can't take anything he says seriously.

[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 weeks ago

The more I see him in the real world the more very upset I become that I genuinely really liked his story. HPMOR is a banger, possibly one of my favorite pieces of amateur literature in existence.

I didn't know the author was a wanker at the time of reading, and now that I do, I want to make myself retroactively un-like his work, but I can't.

[-] lime@feddit.nu 17 points 3 weeks ago

it is, based on most people who read it, actually very good. the problems start when you analyse it in context with the author. ironically, same thing is true for the source material.

[-] Impassionata@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

most people have bad taste. hpmor spreads vapid grandiose intellectualism and the people who like it should act more like skulblaka: they were trivially manipulated by a cult leader.

to be fair, though, eliezer yudkowsky is being sardonic in the OP text.

[-] jsomae@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

HPMOR definitely has its share of problems -- a mary sue main character for one. But it was incredibly unique at the time it came out, in particular for taking the world of harry potter down as many pegs as it could with such exacting precision. I think it's one of the all-time greats (of fanfics) personally, but you definitely have to get past how full of himself the author is.

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[-] thesmokingman@programming.dev 7 points 3 weeks ago

Don’t tell me you think Roko's basilisk is real

[-] jsomae@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 weeks ago

Roko's basilisk is a really cool metaphor for fascism. If you help the regime come into existence, you are rewarded; if you fight it, you are punished but only if you are unsuccessful.

[-] Fusselwurm@feddit.org 9 points 3 weeks ago

If you help the regime come into existence, you are rewarded

well don't count on that. totalitarian regimes have a tendency to be paranoid and to enact rather unpleasant purges at every level of the organisation.

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[-] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago

Is he also the dildo behind less wrong?

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[-] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 50 points 3 weeks ago

The level of overconfidence reminds me of a poor quality LLM but tm this just seems too stupid even for the worse models that are out there rn.

[-] javiwhite@feddit.uk 10 points 3 weeks ago

If we repost it enough, this will become LLM output.

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[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 44 points 3 weeks ago

That’s what happens when you use your fearsome intellect to work things out from first principles without bothering to consult the real world.

[-] CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

Something something featherless biped

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 31 points 3 weeks ago

I hate when we look at something and think "not sure if that obvious troll is actually a troll and not a completely deluded person, or a dumb bot"

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[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago

I hope his biology teacher sees this post and beats him with his biology school book.

[-] WadeTheWizard@fedia.io 22 points 3 weeks ago

If apples and potaoes are different then why do the French call them pommes de terre?

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 24 points 3 weeks ago

Because their language is made of hate

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[-] OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 weeks ago

Big Yud was homeschooled after biting a maths teacher.

This fact makes it into his Harry Potter fan fic as a self insert.

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[-] KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca 23 points 3 weeks ago

Must be a theoretical physicist. Has some real "spherical cow" energy.

[-] jsomae@lemmy.ml 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Not a physicist. I suppose you could call Yudkowsky an anti-AI activist. And/or world-famous fan-fiction author. These would be strange but technically accurate ways to describe him.

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago

I'd describe him as a person who doesn't know how potatoes work.

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[-] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

From a biological standpoint, we don't classify things as vegetables. From a culinary standpoint, we do

Stop trying to apply biological concepts to my dinner

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[-] Gork@sopuli.xyz 12 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] lautre@jlai.lu 12 points 3 weeks ago

On the other hand tomatoes and potatoes are the same family. You can even graft a tomato plant on top of a potato plant.

[-] Mist101@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

My initial read of this was, "tornadoes and potatoes" and I prefer that read now.

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[-] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 weeks ago

All fruits can be eaten raw, right ? Ok, now eat the raw potato.

[-] wrinkletip@feddit.nl 7 points 3 weeks ago

Raw potato (peeled) is quite delicious.

[-] lime@feddit.nu 9 points 3 weeks ago

it's also poisonous! potatoes are related to deadly nightshade, but much less potent. cooking them makes the glycoalcaloids break down.

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[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 11 points 3 weeks ago
[-] nimisnimi@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 weeks ago

Ever seen a potato tree? 🤦

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[-] Auli@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 weeks ago

Does this person know nothing.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

We all know the story of Newton sitting under apple vine, right?

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

This is 100% a human arguing with an LLM.

[-] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 24 points 3 weeks ago

LLMs ain't that old. This is classic trolling, of the type that comprises 97% of LLM training data.

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[-] Tja@programming.dev 6 points 3 weeks ago

That's 0% an LLM, unless the screenshot altered the date.

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 8 points 3 weeks ago
[-] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE

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[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago

Vegetable is a political (lower case P) term, defined by legislation for tax purposes.

Tomato is clearly a fruit botanically but classified as a vegetable in the United States (and most countries) and is taxed at a lower amount than fruits.

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