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[-] cobysev@lemmy.world 69 points 3 weeks ago

Can I get a different scale? I don't think my respect and appreciation for kids lies anywhere on this line graph.

[-] logi@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago

That's the (rather horrifying) joke.

[-] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

It doesn't, I think the trap is trying to answer the question lol.

[-] Ilixtze@lemm.ee 49 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

pissrael is a notorious safe heaven for pedophiles and given the way Pedos objectivize and assault children, I believe both sides of the scale despise the young. I guess it comes with being a Nazi.

[-] SupraMario@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago

Yea found this shit out from someone who was in my college, dude just moved to Israel midway through the semester, and then later found out he was a pedo and basically skipped town before the law came down on him.

[-] MTK@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

It's like 9 times out of 10 pedophiles that get protection get it through religion. But sure, god is all loving or whatever.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 3 weeks ago
[-] MTK@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Raped a child but asked for forgiveness? Heaven!

Saved a million lives and died protecting others but didn't believe in tge right god? Hell!

So loving.

[-] Meron35@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Not just US pedophiles either.

Ex-principal of Australian Jewish girls school convicted of sexually abusing students after extradition from Israel - CBS News - https://www.cbsnews.com/news/malka-leifer-latest-news-adass-israel-school-australia-ex-principal-sexual-abuse-girls/

[-] whimsy@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago

The real horseshoe theory

[-] parody@lemmings.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

I’d** let* rabbis do that mouth clean post-circumcision if it meant cutting this bullshit out WTF

(*parental consent plus presumably no lasting psychological damage given lack of memory of the mouth sucking portion of the procedure - physical impact still there of course)

(**I guess that doesn’t matter because New York et al are OK with it apparently)

[-] don@lemm.ee 42 points 3 weeks ago
[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 32 points 3 weeks ago
[-] MTK@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago

I need a label for 5, is it "normal person" or is it "A bit of murder and a bit of rape is okay"?????

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 12 points 3 weeks ago

I give it five seconds before Nazis grab this and run it as actual anti-semitic propaganda.

[-] MrMakabar@slrpnk.net 1 points 3 weeks ago

Trump is a problem with that. Quick do we have a left wing pedophile?

[-] Count042@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 weeks ago

How has no one pointed out that there is a fuck ton implicating Epstein as a Mossad operation.

[-] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

I have heard this several times, but still don't know the context. Any resources?

[-] Saleh@feddit.org 6 points 3 weeks ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Maxwell#Mossad_allegations;_Vanunu_case

The Foreign Office suspected Maxwell of being a secret agent of a foreign government, possibly a double agent or a triple agent, and "a thoroughly bad character and almost certainly financed by Russia". He had known links to the British Secret Intelligence Service (MI6), to the Soviet KGB, and to the Israeli intelligence service Mossad.[58]

Shortly before Maxwell's death, Ari Ben-Menashe, a former employee of Israel's Military Intelligence Directorate, approached a number of news organisations in Britain and the US with the allegation that Maxwell and the Daily Mirror's foreign editor, Nicholas Davies, were both long-time agents for Mossad. Ben-Menashe also claimed that, in 1986, Maxwell informed the Israeli Embassy in London that Mordechai Vanunu revealed information about Israel's nuclear capability to The Sunday Times, then to the Daily Mirror. Vanunu was subsequently kidnapped by Mossad and smuggled to Israel, convicted of treason and imprisoned for eighteen years.[59]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghislaine_Maxwell

In November 1991, Robert Maxwell's body was found floating in the sea near the Canary Islands and Lady Ghislaine.[38] Soon afterwards, Ghislaine flew to Tenerife, where the yacht was berthed, to attend to his business paperwork.[26] She attended her father's funeral in Jerusalem alongside Israeli intelligence figures, president Chaim Herzog, and prime minister Yitzhak Shamir, who gave his eulogy.[39][40] Although a verdict of death by accidental drowning was recorded, Maxwell has since said she believes her father was murdered,[41] commenting in 1997: "He did not commit suicide. That was just not consistent with his character. I think he was murdered."[42] After his death, Robert Maxwell was found to have fraudulently appropriated the pension assets of Mirror Group Newspapers, a company that he ran and in which he held a large share of ownership, to support its share price.[43] Pension funds in excess of £400m were said to be missing, and 32,000 people were affected.[44] Two of Maxwell's brothers, Ian and Kevin, who were the most involved with their father in daily business dealings, were arrested on 19 June 1992 and charged with fraud related to the Mirror Group pension scandal.[45] The brothers were acquitted three and a half years later in January 1996.[46]

https://www.middleeastmonitor.com/20200106-jeffrey-epstein-was-blackmailing-politicians-for-israels-mossad-new-book-claims/

The claims are being made by the alleged former Israeli spy Ari Ben-Menashe in a soon-to-be-released book “Epstein: Dead Men Tell No Tales” in which he said that he was the handler of Ghislaine’s father Robert Maxwell, who was also an Israeli espionage agent and was the one who introduced his daughter and Epstein to Mossad.

“See, fking around is not a crime. It could be embarrassing, but it’s not a crime,” Menashe wrote in the book. “But fking a fourteen-year-old girl is a crime. And he was taking photos of politicians f**king fourteen-year-old girls—if you want to get it straight…They [Epstein and Maxwell] would just blackmail people like that.”

https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/jeffrey-epstein-may-have-had-links-to-israeli-leaders-the-rolling-stone-674244

The report's author, Vicky Ward, cites four separate sources, some of which are considered more reliable than others. According to the report, Robert Maxwell - a conduit between the Israeli government and other governments during his life - introduced Epstein to Israeli leaders. Maxwell invested tens of millions of dollars into Israel's economy, serving as a point man for its governments. According to a Washington Post article published after his death, he visited Jerusalem once a month and even considered purchasing the Beitar Jerusalem soccer team. However, Epstein claimed in a 2002 interview with Ward that he had never met Maxwell. He did, however, have a well-known relationship with his daughter Ghislaine who is currently awaiting trail for charges related to helping Epstein in alleged sex-trafficking of minors. Epstein did visit Israel in 2008, almost moving permanently to avoid jail time. He decided against it, however, facing 13 months in jail, before being released on July 22, 2009. According to The Rolling Stone report, Epstein spent the last years of his life bragging to people, including journalists, that he was an advisor to an assortment of foreign leaders - including Israel. The article states he was known as a "hyper-fixer," somebody who can go between different cultures and networks.

[-] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

So, a 5 would be the worst possible answer?

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 28 points 3 weeks ago

5 is neutral, and it gets logarithmically worse as you move away from it, like the pH scale

[-] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

I read it as it being undefined with equal propensity for diddling children and murdering them

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

5 is Jeffrey Dahmer

[-] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

"no propensity" is still equal. :)

My take is that 6-7 is the "kids can be pretty great sometimes", with room for "I have one or more that I really care about". 8 is for those people who just get legitimate pure joy out of kids. Usually grandparents or certain types of educators. 9 is creepy, and 10 is vile.

[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

You do realise there are people on both ends of the scale... At the same time.

[-] MrMakabar@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

The meme even shows their photos.

[-] no_username@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

horse shoe theory is finally valid

[-] xav@programming.dev 6 points 3 weeks ago

I don't like that scale. Get me out of there ?

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The one on the right isn't liking children. It's disliking them and willing to be cruel and scum enough to do what they did.

[-] match@pawb.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

And having an incredibly small dick

[-] Omegamanthethird@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Well, he's a pedophile. So I think the scale going from murder to rape.

[-] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Anything vs genocide. Normally an easy choice.

[-] Alistaire@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago

I like them very much, so it reaches the meter

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 0 points 3 weeks ago

Considering the zero, I'm fairly comfortable the average human is pretty well situated in the negative numbers of that scale.

[-] belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

The average human wants to kill millions of kids?

[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

I can see that. Little Hitlers, every one of them.

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago

Considering the actions currently being perpetrated against children (and women, elderly and civilians) by the the nation at the zero position, being in the negative range of that scale sounds pretty good.

[-] banana_lama@lemm.ee -1 points 3 weeks ago

Idk man this seems pretty apolitical

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world -2 points 3 weeks ago

Ok, so 0 is obvious. 1 would be killing specific kids. Is 2 not liking kids and not wanting to kill them?

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