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[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Would you be dumb enough to wear this shirt in public?

some anticlitoral hate speech right there. clitoralists should be free to celebrate their faith openly just like any other religion, get fucked for being mean. at least the thing they worship actually exists.

[-] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I wouldn't wear it but I see nothing wrong with it. It's funny....I don't think it's dumb unless you like wear it to a job interview or something. Ya'll need to lighten the fuck up.

[-] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

Its a little tacky with the redneck speak, but i have no problem with a version in my local dialect.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Feminism out of control. Women don't enjoy sex. That's a myth. If female orgasms existed my wife would have had one by the third of the five pumps I give her.

[-] Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Generous man, with two extra pumps. I dated a Mormon and got no pumps until I swapped his anti-seizure meds with caffeine pills.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

That's dark. It reminds me of a story.

A little old lady goes for a stroll in the park, when she sees a man sitting on a bench wearing a trench coat. As she walks closer, she realises he isn’t wearing anything else. She sits next to him and after a minute, he turns to her and asks, “Would you like to touch my penis?”

“Oh, no, I couldn’t,” she says. “I’m a widow and I haven’t touched one in years.”

“Go on,” he says. “It’s like riding a bike. You don’t forget.”

So she does. And every day for the next few months, she goes to the park and enjoys her encounter with the man.

One day, he isn’t at their regular meeting spot.

“Oh, well he was old,” she says to herself, thinking he’s died. But after a few minutes, she sees him on another bench with another little old woman.

“You bastard,” she says. “You’re cheating on me! What’s she got that I don’t?”

“Parkinson’s,” he replied.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Three little old ladies are sitting on a park bench when a flasher runs up.

Two of them have a stroke and the third couldn’t reach.

[-] Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

First old lady sits down on the other side. "She's got two hands, don't she?"

[-] scytale@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

!shirtsthatgohard@lemmy.world

[-] adhocfungus@midwest.social 6 points 1 month ago

Is that the CLIT Commander!?

[-] loomy@lemy.lol 5 points 1 month ago

I had the great honor of giving this post its 69th upvote.

[-] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 2 points 1 month ago

I'll 420 blaze to that brother.

[-] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 4 points 1 month ago

i cant defend the display, but i can respect the intent.

to each his own

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I think we should make a rule that memes that my drunk uncle posts to facebook five minutes before he passes out isn't a shitpost.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 0 points 1 month ago

Hit as in "have sex" or as in "hit?" 😕

[-] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 10 points 1 month ago

Obviously "have sex." There really is no room for interpretation error with this one.

[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 0 points 1 month ago

Pretty sure they were going for the former, but I also wouldn't put it past anyone who would actually wear this shirt in public to do the latter.

[-] superglue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Thats interesting because I feel the opposite. I feel like guys that hit their wives are also less likely to go down on them.

I honestly don't understand why guys dont like it. Its kinda fun so long as shes clean.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago

guys don't like it because they're misogynists or gay, i struggle to see any other option

[-] answersplease77@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

you can look him up there was a rapist who would lick his victims.. that was his memo

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