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jk 666666 choke on your wet burger

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[-] buh@hexbear.net 49 points 2 weeks ago

They should “leave the dimension” permanently

[-] Lenins_Sabocat@lemmygrad.ml 31 points 2 weeks ago

Straight to the Shadow Realm.

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

personally, as a patriotic, burger-enjoyer, I would have eaten my burger before leaving the dimension or I would have taken it "to go" as the youths say.

I guess I'm built different.

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I think that that might actually be the best strategy tbh. Everything else is obivious bullshit and lies, but "The underclasses we keep in perpetual poverty ruined my meal :(" is relatable to many a westerner.

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 30 points 2 weeks ago

I used to support Palestinians, but they're alienating their biggest allies with this.

Seriously, I shamelessly ate a burger today for my first meal since the US started a war on Iran. I think that makes me in support of the war now, right?

Death to burgers.

[-] SamotsvetyVIA@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago

Death to burgers.

this is literally white genocide in South Africa

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

GROK. Is this true ?

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago

My brunch got interrupted doggirl-cry

[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago

🥺🥺 the fries were cold. omg this poor thing. im sending a mini nuke directly towards a palestinian day care rn. they have to pay for this!!

[-] CTHlurker@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago

Came across a tweet of a guy saying that he talked to a guy in Israel who was really enjoying the current state of things. His argument was that he would take his family out to eat every night/evening, and when an iranian strike was imminent, and the sirens would go off, he could legally run from the table without paying the bill.

Don't care if this story is true or not, it made me chuckle.

[-] prole@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago

This one might actually be antisemitism

[-] stink@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 1 week ago

Ngl I'm arab and I'd do this shit 😅

[-] TheFinalCapitalist@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

is-this is this praxis

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

Do zionists really not understand how this makes them sound?

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago

need to try harder, the average amerikkan has no concept of being bombed (like the average israeli)

"Imagine a school shooting in your house and you left your burger uneaten as you ran away."

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

Speak for yourself, I have “duck and cover” living in my head rent free (and you will too, soon enough.)

[-] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago

I imagine you hidden under a desk calmly eating a burger as a school shooter goes about their business

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

With what imagination though? The bloodthirsty segment of yanks that love these wars probably need to use this in an AI prompt to do their thinking hahaha

[-] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

doggirl-tears

I too, understand the plight of a cold burger and soggy fries. They have won my support. I no longer believe in a free Palestine.

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago

Why are burgers even allowed in Isreal or do they require them to be made without cheese?

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago
[-] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

That's why Burgerland dropped those bombs on the evil Iranians. Heinous abuse of poor, innocent burgers should never go unpunished.

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

I wish all Israelis would leave this dimension.

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

damn, wish you hadn't made it back to your burger

[-] MaxOS@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago
this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2025
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