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[-] jsomae@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Am I stupid or is this sentence unparseable?

[-] essell@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Does it have to be one or the other?

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[-] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Assuming I'm the same age I am today, probably the same thing 😅

Wake up, morning constitutional, coffee, bong-rip, check the server.

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[-] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Press the snooze button and go back to sleep.

[-] countrypunk@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago

Take a big shit since I can't shitpost

[-] graycube@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Fire up my PC and hit the dial up to check my email and BBS's.

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[-] jj4211@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Use up my turns in Tradewars 2002 on my local BBS and some other door games.

[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

TV was shit, but online porn already existed. Only thing you'd be missing is doom scrolling memes and shit YouTube videos.

[-] jj4211@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Ah yes, spend 30 minutes to download an image and print it out on your dot matrix printer to hide for use when you can't access the computer.

[-] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

I buy relevant stocks to make me rich and revel in the fact that there is no internet again. I am 68 and have been there and done that already.

Yeah, anyone who answers with anything besides “invest in the tech companies you know will get huge, then get into bitcoin early and ride it all the way to $100k each” is going to fail to thrive.

[-] Aarkon@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

Plug in the coax cable and forget the terminator.

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

ahh sweet freedom

[-] Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

I really miss summers without wildfire smoke.

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I'd go to the mall to flirt with goth latina babes. Malls were actually popular back then right?

[-] Lootboblin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Open tv’s teletext page 245 (now 235) to see latest NHL results from last night.

[-] bitchkat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Back to usenet.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago

Probably play some Crash Bandicoot, or go to my nine o clock lecture.

[-] Maeve@midwest.social 1 points 1 month ago

Use the bathroom.

[-] rozodru@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

depends on what day of the week it is. if it's a weekday then I turn on the TV and watch like Power Rangers or whatever was on during Fox Kids Mornings. Or if i'm in my bedroom where I didn't have cable then bleh had to watch Global (Canada) and it was carebears or inspector gadget or something in the mornings. OR just put on the Genesis/SNES.

If it's Saturday then I'm up early to go to the basement to watch cartoons all morning.

it was way better back then.

[-] foggianism@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Turn the TV on.

[-] Antaeus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Make coffee?

[-] callmepk@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I woke up

Then I went back to bed

Said I woke up

Then I went right back to bed

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