Am I stupid or is this sentence unparseable?
Assuming I'm the same age I am today, probably the same thing 😅
Wake up, morning constitutional, coffee, bong-rip, check the server.
Press the snooze button and go back to sleep.
Take a big shit since I can't shitpost
Use up my turns in Tradewars 2002 on my local BBS and some other door games.
TV was shit, but online porn already existed. Only thing you'd be missing is doom scrolling memes and shit YouTube videos.
Ah yes, spend 30 minutes to download an image and print it out on your dot matrix printer to hide for use when you can't access the computer.
I buy relevant stocks to make me rich and revel in the fact that there is no internet again. I am 68 and have been there and done that already.
Yeah, anyone who answers with anything besides “invest in the tech companies you know will get huge, then get into bitcoin early and ride it all the way to $100k each” is going to fail to thrive.
Plug in the coax cable and forget the terminator.
ahh sweet freedom
I really miss summers without wildfire smoke.
I'd go to the mall to flirt with goth latina babes. Malls were actually popular back then right?
Open tv’s teletext page 245 (now 235) to see latest NHL results from last night.
Back to usenet.
Probably play some Crash Bandicoot, or go to my nine o clock lecture.
Use the bathroom.
depends on what day of the week it is. if it's a weekday then I turn on the TV and watch like Power Rangers or whatever was on during Fox Kids Mornings. Or if i'm in my bedroom where I didn't have cable then bleh had to watch Global (Canada) and it was carebears or inspector gadget or something in the mornings. OR just put on the Genesis/SNES.
If it's Saturday then I'm up early to go to the basement to watch cartoons all morning.
it was way better back then.
Turn the TV on.
Make coffee?
I woke up
Then I went back to bed
Said I woke up
Then I went right back to bed
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