death to amerikkka. what is there to celebrate about this place? rotten past, present and future
Americans are so proud of their ignorance it's fucking disgusting.
It's tough for amerikkkans to learn things between all the school shootings.
one of my favorite bits is to use C° exclusively when talking to Americans, really pisses most of them off
I'd wear this ironically at my job (we use metric for everything)
i feel like wearing this in an engineering firm would go down pretty well
I've said it before and I'll say it a thousand more times: if George Washington was an NPC in Fallout the title over his health bar would be "Slaver" and I would laugh when I make his head explode in slow motion.
Loser shit
i'm aggressively proud of my ignorance!
Nasa, NOAA and even the fucking US military use kilometers
It would be really funny of the Trump admin EO'd them to use Imperial units
Mars Climate Orbiter noises intensify
american exceptionalism means not knowing what the rest of the world knows makes us better
god i hate that shit. tried to tell an american that i dont instinctively know what farenheit temperature is comfortable or not once and they just could not comprehend it
Kill-o-meter it's your current kill streak 
Lot of these folks go in that rebellious teen phase except they never leave and become even more insufferable
Most of them check out of the education system around the same time.
9,091 Big Macs or 1,000 M16A4 rifles is a "kilometer"
i can smell his breath from here
mfs can't even spell kilometre right even when they're being sassy 
lol, feeling patriotic, so I'll help my fellow freedom units users: A "sick day" is a period of feeling too ill to work lasting as long as it takes a team of oxen to plow a furlong 
"Built on genocide, still doing genocide"
That's my quickest most reductive but still accurate description of why America sucks (and always will until it is fundamentally destroyed and something totally different replaces it)
about 0.62 miles, but then I dont think he maths either
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.