Oh, if zombies are very slow-motion slow, blind & death, it takes at least 10 bites to infect you, and you basically have to help them move their jaw to actually bite you - we are stil not surviving the apocalypse.

We will however have to go to work through all if it.

"You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons."

I'm just saying the vaccine to cure zombification is more dangerous than the zombie bite! I could get autism or something!

Teddy Roosevelt wanted a war to make him into a more famous President.

And that any evidence of the zombie eating brains is simply Western propaganda.

And in the US they would claim the zombie was made by China.

I'd argue the zombies are effective at eating the rich

my family used to run a business that imported products from american companies specialising in things like hand loading (basically making your own ammunition). just before we got out of the business, around 15 years or so, one of the bigger actors (starts with an H, guy named steve runs it), they introduced a zombie-themed line of products, including ammunition cases, fake blood spattered bandoliers, and targets.

just... human targets. with zombie print on them. for civilian use.

to say that they just did this in order to be able shoot people without consequence might be judging too harshly... if we hadn't met steve.

You ought to play Dying Light. Freshly made zombies move fast, then slow down to a crawl. Also some mutate and come out at night to hunt.

World War z had a good section on why conventional warfare vs zombies fails. (Headshot x volume > ammunition)

Ahahahaha xD

Weekend against Bernie

The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

How about one that diverts expectations?

Like, instead of slow zombies, you get fast ones. Faster than they could run before. Maybe even faster than some vehicles. Because they don't feel pain.

And instead of dumb zombies, they are smart. They set traps, use tools. Maybe even drive cars.

Shooting the brain also does nothing. You got to shoot them in the ass since that is the way the parasite entered the body and how they communicate with the hive.

And like all the zombie preppers die-out quickly because they think the zombies will react like the ones from Hollywood. So they think they can play the hero while being outsmarted by fast zombies.

Humanity would not last long, and afterwards the world is populated entirely by a zombie civilization that looks eerily similar to our own but like better.

ah yes, ecofascism

Sometimes it feels like I'm the only motherfucker on the internet that doesn't want humanity to die off.

What's wrong with y'all?

A super-win for biodiversity, the last hail Mary that somehow unexpectedly worked.