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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by godlessworm@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

do this dude’s 11 fans even believe he’s somehow no longer gay? who is he putting this show on for? what a sad loser

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[-] ghosts@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Vipers be doing what now? 😳😳

I'm turning myself in volcel-police

[-] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 6 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

This reminds me of the Characters Welcome sketch about the young lesbian (who doesn't know she is one) who has a crush on an elf dude in a fantasy series and an element of the attraction is his lack of genitals.

edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1eEx7MFisI

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 22 hours ago

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[-] CleverOleg@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

I feel like this needs a content warning but I have no idea what that content warning would say.

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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

So... uh... he wants to fuck a moth?

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Wait 'til he sees how seahorses, peacocks, and moths reproduce

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