I read the headline and could tell it was Clickhole lmao

There should be a content warning on this, reading that article gave me real, visceral chest pain. I didn't even know it was possible to feel actual pain from cringe, but now I do. At least it isn't written by AI, because they spelled pokemon names wrong. And while I usually encourage people to practice creative hobbies like writing, I think in this person's case, they should probably try and get a factory job or something instead, something far away from a keyboard.

silly thing happens

omg this is just like the smash hit bideo game!