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[-] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

I'm white so she wouldn't base my name on ethnicity, she'd probably go with Tr*nny Girlman

[-] criss_cross@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Her trans character in Hogwarts Legacy was Sirona Ryan so you’re not that far off.

[-] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

literally came to comments to say Sirona Ryan, lol

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[-] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Tranny Girlman the abused and hated house elf, that everyone thinks is weird and creepy because (and this is always mentioned when Rolling writes about T.G.) HE wears a dress and makes everyone uncomfortable.

A little on the nose like Ron Weasly's dirt.

[-] Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

Or Amanda Richardson

[-] uuldika@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

she actually did that for the "trans" character in the Hogwarts game.

Sirona Ryan. I shit you not.

[-] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

I'm not native English and I don't know enough gay lingo. What's wrong with Sirona Ryan? Need answers so I can laugh with you guys

[-] uuldika@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

"Sir" is in her first name, and her last name is also a boy name.

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[-] Naich@lemmings.world 20 points 1 week ago
[-] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Here son, drink this, it'll help. A potion of mother's milk.

[-] Noerknhar@feddit.org 20 points 1 week ago
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[-] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 16 points 1 week ago

Tequitaco Sanchez

[-] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago

Kimchi Chong

[-] konalt@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago
[-] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

From the POOREST family in the entire land and always dirty

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 week ago
[-] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

That ones good, your wand is a Smith & Wesson Governor. Good luck young wizard!

[-] dumbass@quokk.au 10 points 1 week ago

Cuntious Goonbag

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Whitey McCracker

[-] lobut@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago
[-] pyre@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

i mean she wasn't far off when she named the Asian character. Cho Chang if you didn't know (yeah it doesn't even make sense). clearly named so only because she knew they would never publish that name.

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[-] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

Pretty sure that is already a Harry Potter character.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Klaus Schnitzel

Though later someone will mention he changed his name from Hitler

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[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Rakija Drinković. And they would constantly be drunk.

[-] SuluBeddu@feddit.it 6 points 1 week ago
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[-] CommanderCloon@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago
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[-] BeNotAfraid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Wow, what a fun way to give a data point about yourself to attach to a public profile already connected to your IP address and potentially your email as well. Cool!

[-] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

User name does not check out.

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[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Pasty McBeergut

[-] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Frenchy McPistols

Cause I'm American but my ancestors are from France

But I'm trans so I'm sure there would be a dickchick or she could be slightly tasteful and give me the middle name Elagabalus

[-] EchoSnail@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

Y'all out here propagating some covert data mining

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[-] ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Miguel Ibáñez de todos Los Santos.

When he’s not sleeping cause siesta, he is playing in a flamenco band.

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Crooknose Goldhorde the goblin

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[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Midley Plainwest - "Slytherin" the sorting hat said with a drawl.

EDIT: "Ah dangit theres a snake on my robe!"

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[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Stroopwaffel van Klompmill.

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Wyatt Yankstrash

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 week ago

Gaylord Perriwinkle.

[-] gonzo-rand19@moist.catsweat.com 4 points 1 week ago

Tory Whiteman

[-] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 4 points 1 week ago

I'm your average white american so Teddy Gunsight

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[-] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Cornshucker MacWoodshoe

Wait she's British so it would probably be Corningfrumple MacWallibootenshiretonwotsalldisden

[-] cosmictrickster@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Pronounced as “John Smith”.

[-] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

François LaGrenouille

[-] AlexLost@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[-] pyre@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

nah first name would probably be Sori

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