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Would you nerds accept a scoop of the communist chili?

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[-] Sleve_McDichael@hexbear.net 32 points 3 weeks ago

His eyes are red because he just took a huge bong rip and then he blew smoke in the shape of a hammer and sickle

[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago

It sounds cool, but he was totally insufferable about it, every single party he'd make sure everyone was watching while he did his "cool trick" and would get really mad and sulky if people didn't praise him for it, it was always a total mood killer.

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 31 points 3 weeks ago

Why do Anti-communists make dope art that makes leftists look awesome? Is there something to it?

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 19 points 3 weeks ago

It's sort of the same reason monsters are cool

You try to portray your enemy as some sort of inhuman wraith of incalculable danger and compared to protagonist Milton Q. Toast, they're just cool

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago

there are few experiences on this earth i can enjoyably relate to more than getting blazed as fuck before tucking into a bowl of hot chili.

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago
[-] calidris@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago

He's definitely baking.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago

His eyes are watering, that's the good shit

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago

Or perhaps he smoked up some of that dank kush and now he's faded? soviet-hmm

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 19 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, the good shit

[-] Tormato@hexbear.net 19 points 3 weeks ago

Henry Luce to the Time art director: “Nah. Not good enough. Bring it back with his eyes devil red, just like that bowl of communist hellfire.”

Picks up the phone after: “Hey Dulles, wait til you see this cover I’m gonna let loose.”

“Any word on that drunken Senator from Minnesota who’s hellbent on that commie witch-hunt?”

[-] hexthismess@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago

Damn, now I want to know what bomb, commie salsa tastes like sicko-instapot

[-] Des@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

good enough to blow out every blood vessel in your eyes and simultaneously give you jaundice

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago

yim yum commie beanis

[-] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

It was "Person of the century" issue.

[-] pierre_delecto@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

this is awesome

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

🔥🔥🔥

[-] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

Can someone please shop in some beans into that bowl

[-] Bruja@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

Argyria Marx.

this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2025
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