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[-] john_brown@hexbear.net 40 points 2 weeks ago

PENIS SHEATH AND TUFT POORLY DEVELOPED

cmon he's right there be nice

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Don't even talk to me unless your penis tuft is immaculate ๐Ÿ’…

grossest joke I've ever made. Ban me.

[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago

Wood Bison

POORLY DEVELOPED

nominative determinism L

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

That's right, I'm known for a mean anterior hump with my well-developed penis tuft

[-] Euergetes@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

the wood bison is nimble and has dexterity lost to the "superior" plains bison

[-] uSSRI@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Euergetes@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

forest bison wields modern small arms! even surface to air missiles and technicals

[-] uSSRI@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

The lumbering plains bison's well developed penis tuft will be its undoing when the tufts keep snagging on tripwires

[-] Euergetes@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

protracted bisons war on the plains type bison imperialism

[-] Carl@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

dex build bison

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

Lmao weak ass anterior hump angle

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

Wood Bison has some sharp edges.

[-] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago
[-] ColombianLenin@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Check out this dope ass bison

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

RTXoff ass bison

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

Y is everyone so mean to wood bison smh

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

poorly developed penis sheath

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

The tuft is what really counts.

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

He's trying his BEST meow-tableflip

[-] Goblin@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago
[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

Our majestic wood bison vs their abominable plains bison

[-] Des@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

going to air out my heat window anyone want to join me?

this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2025
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