The 3 most expensive off-the-shelf-available bicycles (hexbear.net)

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I'm discounting things like limited runs, one offs or dumb shit like just gluing a lot of diamonds to one here and that arrives you at this, curiously all at about ~15.000€ give or take

Pinarello Dogma F Disc Super Record
Specialized S-Works Epic 8
Coffee Bike

To be fair I can't find a price for the coffee bike without the espresso maker and assorted equipment but you can just buy one of those

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[-] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 14 hours ago

retvrn

[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 15 points 22 hours ago

~15.000€

not-built-for-this I cycle because I don't want to pay car prices for things, who the hell is this for?

[-] XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX@hexbear.net 5 points 15 hours ago

wannabe tour de france weirdos

[-] buttwater@hexbear.net 17 points 21 hours ago

Triathlete dentists

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 5 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Those bikes better give me a fucking, a delicious meal, and some wine with that price point

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 7 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Ok but what's the most expensive off the shelf knife-sharpener bike (whistle not included)?

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 3 points 20 hours ago

jesse-wtf

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 3 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Nevermind here's my answer, ruined my joke

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 2 points 12 hours ago

Really digging the colour here, damn that's nice

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 7 points 23 hours ago

OK, but that Pinarello looks light as fuck. I just need a better bike and my times will go through the roof

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 3 points 20 hours ago

The Pinarello looks positively diseased with that downtube. Ride up grades, not upgrades

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 4 points 17 hours ago

I think it looks like that so you can get the matching bottle cages that slot in and make it Even More Aero. Completely undone by the physic of the 50 year old dentist riding it though

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 4 points 22 hours ago

Have you never heard of drillium frames?

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 1 points 2 hours ago

No, I haven't. The fanciest I know of are Carbon and Titanium. I'll need to look them up

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

Does the coffee bike allow you to grind coffee beans by pedal power like a mayapedal.org model?

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

yo that's sick as fuck, thanks. It does not to my knowledge which makes it the inferior product, albeit none of the ones I posted are something to buy unless you're the type of persion to have funded Uwe Boll movies anyways

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

what if i have a really good plan for insurance fraud?

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

like with these bikes or to attain them? Because I guarantee you unless you're in the Tour de France and doing EPO or whatever the dirtmunchers equivalent to that is you're gonna realize all your goals on a 1500 eurodollar bike just fine

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

no i want the stupid expensive thing but for "free"

buy bike + insurance

"lose" bike off a cliff into a lake

suspiciously similar looking bike in the bed of my friend's truck.

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

but then you'd still be out of ~15.000 eurodollars for two of these dumb things

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

dunno if it's different where you live, but the last time i had to claim an insured loss they just gave me money and my circumstances were such that a replacement didn't make sense.

[-] invo_rt@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

I want to say that there has been too little look at price inflation and in particular shrinkflation in the cycling community.

When SRAMs cheapest MTB gearset was GX, you could get an affordable bike with it, but then they created NX and eventually SX which are worse gearsets, but prices for those entry level bikes remained the same. Hell, I just looked now and they've made an even cheaper gearset, the S1000. Looking at the MTB I purchased just before COVID, the same money that got me GX Eagle will only buy S1000 now.

kiryu-pain

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 4 points 20 hours ago

I do recommend looking into Microshift for due to this. They make genuinely good drivetrains and you don't pay for the brand name of fucking SRAM or Shimano as of yet. Plus they still manufacture SIS compatible parts after shimano decided that shit was too consumer friendly and remixed it all