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[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

It amazes me how many new things we're still learning about Uranus, even after decades of getting familiar with that body.

[-] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Something smells off about this headline.

[-] crumbguzzler5000@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

No, thats Uranus

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Tell Uranus to stop leaking stuff

[-] Bot@sub.community 1 points 2 weeks ago

Ewwwww, Ur anus leaks, lol

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 3 weeks ago

You said you wouldn't tell anyone! 😩

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

must be that taco

[-] Nusm@piefed.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago

HEY-OOOOOOO!

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

It also has a reddish-brown ring and smells of rotten eggs. My favorite fact, however, is that it rains diamonds on Uranus.

[-] letraset@piefed.dk 5 points 3 weeks ago

it rains diamonds on Uranus

Great band name right there.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

I thought they took those chips off the market.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

I mean, I HAVE been eating more cabbage lately...

Can't wait for this to be in every late night show and cheap pun for the next month.

[-] AJ1@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 weeks ago

oh I get it, it's because it says "your anus" omfg lolol it never gets old, so goddamn hilarious lol wow insane comedy lol holy shit hahaha... oh crap, my mom's gonna be home in a few minutes and I was supposed to change my own diapers today... gotta go but I'm looking forward to the next middle-school comedy post

[-] return2ozma@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

The world is going to shit. Let us have a little laugh, as a treat.

[-] Balaquina@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago

Seems like there's something in Uranus. A giant stick perhaps?

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

I don't remember Uranus to be a party pooper.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Growing a bit old, ain't it?

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

This feels like a mid-wit chart thing.

[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world -1 points 3 weeks ago

Terrific news! This will surely reduce human suffering across the globe.

this post was submitted on 15 Jul 2025
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