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[-] fucktrump@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago

So the pedophile gets to lead the investigation into pedophile activity? Sounds about right

[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 week ago

And Handjob Barbie is involved as well, the skank that wanked off her date at the theatre with -I think- kids all around her.
Only an imbecile would trust these two scumbags.

[-] Ledivin@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

She started dating her husband after he exposed himself to a bunch of teenagers (her included). Boebert definitely isn't against pedophilia, it turned her on.

[-] NJSpradlin@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

She’s just upset the Lolita* Express was shut down before she could visit the island.

[-] DrFistington@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Her son also filmed himself having sex with a minor, the film was found when they were arrested for trespassing, theft, and identify theft.

it's disgusting that she still holds office. That bitch better make sure her skull is shatter proof

https://www.newsweek.com/lauren-boebert-son-sex-tape-tyler-1874680

[-] oppy1984@lemdro.id 3 points 1 week ago

Well don't you want an expert to lead the investigation? - Bobert probably.

[-] DrFistington@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Yeah, the girl with stage V Stockholm's syndrome who was trafficked when she was underage insists!

Oh yeah, her shit bag son also caught charges for statutory rape

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

every comedian with a mic and a camera needs to be lighting up everyone in Washington.

I heard Matt Gaetz was asked to investigate the case with Epstein. He declined stating the children involved in the case were too old for him now.

The FBI was investigating claims that Chuck Grassley is a pedophile. their report claims that it's impossible for him to be a pedophile since anyone that comes in direct contact with him rapidly ages and turns to dust. However, the report did find that there are over 45 children missing after a "sleepover" at his estate.

[-] dhork@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

You don't need a pedophile lawyer, you need a pedophile lawyer, get what I'm sayin'?

[-] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Dream team Special counsel:

Lead- Matt Gaetz

Assist

  • Harvey Weinstein,
  • Bill Cosby from the jello commercial
  • the dusty bones of Strom Thurmond
  • R. Kelly's piss
  • fat Jared
[-] SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago

Hey, Republicans, what happened with that "groomer" panic you guys were harping about not too long ago?

Honestly I’m so confused. New factions are spinning off by the hour. It’s wild.

[-] Ledivin@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

I legit cannot get over how fucking stupid people are. This isn't a new faction, they're gearing up to investigate and say there's nothing. Maxwell is in on it because she doesn't want to die in prison.

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Jesus, is she still around?

[-] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 4 points 1 week ago

These fucking roaches never go away.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

MS beetlejuicer.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

she kinda disappeared around the same mtg did, when TRUMP got elected. before that all we could hear is from these 2 before the election.

[-] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Quite the crime fighting duo. A drug fueled rapist and one the most crazy skanks alive are here to solve all our problems.

[-] dumbass@quokk.au 5 points 1 week ago

Well he is an expert in sex trafficking minors.

[-] arin@lemmy.world -1 points 1 week ago

Matt Gaetz is the present day Epstein

[-] JoeTheSane@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

7/16 - Rep. Lauren Boebert wants Matt Gaetz to lead special counsel investigation into Epstein files

7/18 - Matt Gaetz leads special council investigation into the Epstein files

7/19 - Matt Gaetz dies from masturbation-induced dehydration

[-] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

guess Boeberts check didn't clear.

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yeah, this timeline really is fucking bizarre.

At least it seems on brand for the GOP.

[-] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

THIS is why she and the Other Republicans voted AGAINST Releasing the Epstein Files! They wanted MATT GAETZ to Release it Instead for some reason because that's PREFERABLE than Releasing it without him?

[-] Gaylactus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Satire is dead...

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

This is a fucking nothing burger, and you all bought it. Boebert suggested Gaetz should lead an investigation. That's it. End of story. She has very little power, he has no power, nothing will ever happen here.

No one, in or out of Congress, takes either of these two people seriously. Except of course lemmy. Lemmy thinks these are serious human beings with, uh, some kind of influence.

[-] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

Boebert suggested Gaetz should lead an investigation.

That's the joke.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world -1 points 1 week ago

Meh. I got it, sorta. Comments in here say otherwise.

[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 2 points 1 week ago

He was probably disappointed Epstein never offered for him to be on the list.

[-] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Only the Gross Old Pedophiles could come up with shit like this.

[-] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

The logic being "it takes one to know one?"

[-] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

of course that dumb bitch conjures up this comically awful bullshit, and I'm sure it will be so because evil/incompetent shit heads have the keys

[-] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 week ago

How do these people not see the irony in any of this? It's so "on-the-nose" that it may as well be the punchline to a pedophile joke.

[-] blady_blah@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Really it's very on-brand for Trump. He's always looking for the worst person to do every job.

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 1 points 1 week ago

It's just attention-whores attention-whoring. Move along.

[-] YoiksAndAway@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 week ago

That's an oddly strategic move from a pancake like BoBo.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

It was Ted “totally a human” Cruz’s idea, but he couldn’t sell it.

[-] YoiksAndAway@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

That makes sense.

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