my job isn’t overtly evil and my coworkers/direct management understand human limitations and I’m terrified of looking for a new job and not finding those things again.

You should see how God-awful it is here in Puerto Rico.

Example from one job ad online:

Electric Engineer, 5 years minimum experience needed, 7.25 starting hourly wage.

¡Senda falta de respeto, coño!

Putting on my gay overalls to gayly work an overnighter at the gay factory

"Over 100 applicants"

7,519 applicants

Easy Apply

Select cover letter

It's a staffing agency/scam

I've been looking for a nice bi job for almost a year now. Five interviews, three final interviews, one I rejected on moral grounds, and 220 applications total. I'm tired, boss.

I’ll take a pay cut if it’s extra gay with good benefits.

My name is Steve so every time I search for jobs for me I get results about some dead asshole.

In the grim darkness of the year 40k, there is only gay jobs

I had a good gay job once, but then one day my gaycheck bounced...

sorry, can't have gay jobs anymore... because of WOKE

What about settling for bi jobs?

He was gay ?! Gary Cooper